23 - Itch

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The itch of the race 

I'm not in last place

At sixty-percent

Of the way there, no

Turning around I 

See people barking 

At me- Their heads grow

In size, but decrease

In quantity, no! 

Their hands getting long 

And creeping towards me 

Oh, I hope they can 

Scratch my itch- Cravings!

My itch, my itch, damn! 

It has been a real 

Treat to get it scratched 

At by a local 

Professional beast- 

I took off my jeans 

To the white doctor,

'Could you sing me songs'? 

He proceeded to 

Eat my rib-cage full

It tickled, the drool!

But then it itched hard

All I could feel was

An itch the size of 

My pants, and I thought

'Does blood really taste 

Better on Sundays'?

So I went to church

Visited marble

Statues of dark blue

And proceeded to 

Jump on a nearby 

Woman, shouting, loud 

'Have a holy day'! 

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