one shots I guest

Such nonscense

A/N This is gonna be the kindergarten au where all of them were eight... I think, I'm lazy so take note at that, after this one I'm gonna take a nap.

Narrative view

It was a swell day at kindergarten. Bendy, Felix, Cuphead and Oswald were playing with building blocks, while Boris, Mugman, Micky and Fanny were playing with race cars and dolls, Above them was a monkey bar on one side was a platform, to aid the kids on reaching the bars.

After a while they grew tired and bored from playtime, but Cuphead thought of an Idea.

"Hey guys let's play 'The ground is lava'"

Everyone agrees and climbed on the platform, leaving Boris to still play with the cars clueless.

"Hey Boris! "

"What is it Cuphead? "

"The ground is lava"

"Why didn't you tell me?! "

"You didn't listen! The ground is lava! "

"Fine... ahhhhhh!"

Boris said as he acted as if he was burned, laying on the grass, simulating that he was dead.

"Boris!! "

Bendy shouted as he reached out for dramatic effect.

"Come on everyone let's get across this obstacle so we can get to the helicopter on the other side! let's help the women cross first"

Cuphead announced as he points the monkey bars as emphasis for their obstacle, everyone then looked at Fanny and tried to reached out for her, but she swatted away their hands and gives of a sassy voice.

"I can handle this myself thank you very much "

Fanny said as she reached the bars, on the second bar she was about to give up.

"Oh no! my weak sassy arms! "

She said as she finally gaved up and let go of the bars and fell down the 'lava'.

"Fanny!! "

Bendy said dramatically again, as for the others they were staring to get a nerve.

"You know guys its unfair if you guys started without waiting for me"

Boris said as he rise up and whined. Oswald then said.

"Oh come on Boris you're dead now! stop whining "

"Nuuu! "

"And your hair smells like fart"

"You meanie!! "

Boris said as he layed down again as he acted he was dead again.

"Boris!!! "

"He's already dead Bendy!! "

"I know but I just forgot "

Bendy said as he fiddled with his fingers in embarrassment, as Oswald had enough and said.

"Are we really gonna take him with us, I mean I'm already having a sickery motion here"

"Noo! you can't! "

Bendy said, as the others nodded and cuphead took his hands and grabbed him, They struggled, they then accidentally bump Micky out of the platform and made him fall and shout.

"Ahhh! "

Everyone took notice at this and Cuphead shouted.

"Ok everyone pause! Micky are you alright? "