one shots I guest

Boris x Oswald

Boris:*singing satisfied*  my names Angelica Schylur

Oswald:*explodes the door* Alexander Hoppington!!

Boris:*shrugs* where's your family from?

Oswald:*gets closer* unimportant there's a million things I haven't done 😏 just you wait just you wait~

Mickey: Ozzy how dare you 😭

Boris: *twirls around* So so so, so this is the feeling but what the hells the catch, its the feeling of freedom and flirting around, you see it right 😏. the conversation lasted two 2 minutes maybe three minutes, its a three minutes, its a bit of a stance and a bit of a dance! he's a bit of a flirt, but Ima give it a chance *places his elbow on Bendys head*

Bendy:*triggered as fuck*

Boris: I asked him bout his family, do you see his answer? his hands started fijiting by the seats of his pants 😏

Bendy: fuck it I need a beer! *leaves*

Boris: *Continues* handsome boy does he know it~ beach fuzz and he can't even grow it! I wanna take him far away from this place ~ but when I turn to Felix's face and he is.

Felix:* suddenly appeared * Helpless ~

Boris: *acts sad as fuck* and I know he is

Felix: Helpless ~~

Boris:*acts crushed as fuck* And his eyes there just

Felix: Helpless~! give him to me!

Boris: *gets pissed* and I realized three fundamental shits at the exact same time.

Oswald:* keeps reenacting the song* where are you taking me?

Boris: I'm gonna change your life~

Oswald: by all means carry me

Boris: number one! I'm the youngest gay and my only job is to marry mugs, life has no social plans so I for one cares no shit,  I'm the youngest and the gayest, and the gossip of New York's shipping list "The gay list" and Oswald penny less ha~ but that doesn't meen that I like him less…

Oswald: Who's he?

Boris: Felix.. Bendy's Idol

Felix:Marry me!!

Boris: Number two! he wants to F*** me cause I'm an uke and that elevates his status, I have to be naive to set that aside, maybe that is why, I introduce him to Felix now that's his bride! nice going Boris, you'll never be satisfied.

Felix: Thank you for your services

Oswald: *being cha cha smooth* it takes a lot to fend of B*tch*s

Boris: I'll leave you too it

Felix: god damn marry me already!

Boris: Number three! I know Felix like I know my own mind! you can't find anyone who as gayest and as kind! If I told him that I love him he'll be silently resigned! he'll be mine but when I ask him he be lying!

Boris: but when night as I look at the fucking stars shine, as I romanticized what would happen if I haven't sass him out so quickly... at least my dear Felix's his husbando... at least I keep his eyes in my life..

me: I don't know the lyrics so I gave up, so what happens next is that Boris is giving off sass
Felix is hugging Oswald to death forcing him to marry him
Bendy came back drunk as fuck
Cuphead's flirting with Bendy
Mugman blushing pretty bad at hot sassy Boris
Mickey crying
and Oswald internally regretting his life choices.

the rest is up to your imagination note: make it as overly dramatic as possible... maybe put a smut here and there, just suggesting. 😏🍋🍋⇨👌
I just can't write it against my humanity.
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Sorry but I just had to do this

#not really

I got really lazy sorry