I'm sorry if this is inaccurate
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Hollow's eve. Boris and Mugman were giving "Special" candies to children in costumes, laughing every time they give their candies. Their younger brothers, Bendy and Cuphead were shaking their heads in disappointment."Hey bro, what's getting you so grumpy this Halloween?" Boris asked his baby bro, Bendy huffs and then yells.
"Oh I don't know?! Maybe its because you gave them candy infused with beer!!"
"Oh come on bends its not like were doing bad stuff" Boris sneered, making his little brother even more mad than he already is.
"Oh shut up! You know I'm not that oblivious! Why don't you suck your ass on Mugs dick!" They all gasped and all of them looks at the wolf sweating with nervous.
"Okay first of all, bends have some profanity! Second-" Cuphead turns to look at Boris.
"You thought him how to cuss words didn't you?" Cuphead was glaring intensely at him, while Mugman was trying his best not to wheeze.
" How dare you teach the child such horrid words!" Cuphead holds Bendy in his arms, then tries to cover his ears.
"Hey you're 12 and you know cuss words already!" Boris crosses his arms, huffing at the same time.
"Yeah then? It was Mugman's fault. Plus Bends is just 10!!" He then glares at Mugman. Who gulps in anxiousness.
"Oh look at the time, hey bor why don't we go out and buy some...uhhh... Costumes..? Yeah costumes!" Mugman drags Boris out of the house in a haste.
Soon they left the house and left Bendy and Cuphead to themselves as they just collapse to the floor and laughed.
"Oh my ghad!! Did you see the looks on their faces!?" Cuphead wheezed, while trying to gain sanity.
"Yeah, the look on mugs face though!" Bendy palmed the floor also trying to gain sanity.
"It was priceless!!!" And just when they're about to sit up, they collapsed on the floor wheezing... Again.
"Okay okay, what are we gonna do while they're probably fucking somewhere?" Bendy choked out, while Cuphead was fiddling with his chin.
"Well it's November, and there are two things to do on November."
"Either it's eating candy, or getting drunk?" Bendy said
"And since the big boys gave all the candy away"
"Then let's drink~" Bendy purred as he pulls out a rather large beer bottle filled to the brim. Cuphead smirked and brought out some flasks. And as you can guess they got drunk.
After some time and a whole lot of liquor, They were dizzy as hell. Laughing hazily and began to feel tipsy. They slurred their voices.
"HeeEy bEnDs~ I heve a quastiun por you"
"Wheat is it-oof" Before bendy finished, he was tackled by Cuphead as he began to hug him immensely.
"Wheat was teat por?"
"I wuv you ya silly"
"Oh, tan I wuv you too" Bendy hugs back and soon they fell asleep.
In the morning Bendy woke up to see he and his best friend cuddling. At first he was flustered, but then he just shrugged and snuggled closer to his lover.
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Meanwhile, Bendy and Cuphead were sleeping... Boris and Mugman were at the hotel and did some... Sinful things.~•~
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