"I dare Wings of Sätirai/Legendary Knightess Sätirai to kiss 3 cards while being blind-folded. She must guess them correctly or else she has to go on a date with Bakura."
Nicknames:
Kazuki Takahashi - freaking God Mann
Yami Yugi/Atem - Dem nameless Barbie fan things which duel
Yami Bakura - Florence/Cat Face
Yami Marik - Horse Face/Melvin
Seto - Seahorse
Mokuba - Seahorse Jr.
Noah: Annoying Seahorse
Rebecca - Yugi's fangirl
Téa - the dance maniac
Mai - L'Oreal
Joey - Mutt
Yugi - baby panda/the guy with issues
Rin - Eygptian-Japanese Bacon Girl
Atticus: This is beyond evil!!!
Sätirai: F**K!!!!!!
Atem: She's just like Rīn...
Syrus: Yep. *fixes glasses*
Critias: Wait what? Why are we here?
Rīn: 'coz I bought you here, Mr. C!
Critias: O.o
Timaeus: O.o
Hermos: O.o
Jaden: *blind-folds Sätirai with Duke's headband*
Duke: Hey! Where's my headband?
Alexis: *drags Hermos*
Hermos: B**CH WHAT THE F**K???!!!
Téa: Come on, Sat!
Sätirai: *kisses Hermos* QTYXHGFGSRSYU RARWATOUOEENFJSJGD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermos: *vomits*
Sätirai: Was that Hermit???
Joey: Yes...
Sätirai: F**k!
Duke: *carries Critias like a bag of cement*
Critias: *thinks* F**k, I'm so dead after this...
Magician of Faith: *forces Sätirai to kiss Critias*
Sätirai: *sniffs the morning breath of doom* GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WASN'T IT MR. C????????!!!!!!!!
Mahaad: Yes...
Sätirai: F**K NO!
Ryou: Final! Timaeus!
Timaeus: What?
Rīn: Quick!
Sätirai: *unknowingly kisses Timaeus, giggles*
Gaia: Wut?
Sätirai: *smirks* It's the statue of Timothy, isn't it...? Let me kiss the statue again...
Atem: Unfortunately, it's really Timaeus.
Sätirai: *screams like a little girl*
Rīn: But you guessed them correctly, so you won't have to date Bakura.
Sätirai: ^o^
Zane: No sane person would want to date you anyway.
Bakura:
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FanfictionGet ready for truth or dare, crack, & lots more! Yu-Gi-Oh!™ © 1996-2019 Kazuki Takahashi WARNING: May contain bisexual dorks, MAYBE controversial topics, falling crack, ships you don't agree of, OCs, & spoilers. Read at your own risk.
