Dare #29 (Roasted)

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" Ancients, can you have a comeback/roasting competition."

Mahaad: ... what?

Rīn: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yes. You must use slang.

Rīn VS Bakura

Rīn: Wow, lovely shade of ultra dweeb you're wearing today. *sarcasm*

Bakura: I don't hate you, but if you're attacked by a yoma & I have a broadsword, I would destroy the sword.*

Rīn: BAKURA YOU A**HOLE!

Bakura: YOU'RE THE A**HOLE YOU STUPID B**CH!

Seto VS Isis

Seto: Is thee bum jealous from the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?

Isis: *smirks* Everyone in this world has a role. Is thee role to waste my time?

Seto: ... *speechless* She roasted me? ME?!

Rīn:


Atem VS Karim

Atem: I regret this...

Roses are red,

my jacket is blue.

Ra made gorgeous,

what happened to you?

Karim: *rolls eyes* Ah, I'm jealous of the people who haven't met you...

Both: *awkward silence, and then laugh*

Shaada VS Aknadin

Aknadin: I'd like to slap you, but crap stains.

Shaada: You don't have to, you've got it all over your body.

Aknadin: *speechless*

Shimon VS Mahaad

Shimon: Were you dropped... on your head when you're a infant?

Mahaad: Yes, into a pool of sexy. *hair flips*


* This comeback is inspired from the manga Claymore by Norihiro Yagi.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 19, 2019 ⏰

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