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Hello my pigeons.

I'm back for realz this time. I had a terrible week and month, however the fuck long it's been. School died like so many weeks ago, that's a very good thing I had just about had it with the bitches in my school.

So guess wut.... C'mon guess, you know you wanna:3 I got a PONAY. A friggin legit PONAY.

SCHNOODLE!!!!!!

Yeah so I got a horse. His name is Optimal, he's amazing.

OH, I just wanted to say that I am so sorry for not touching Wattpad for so long, I was busy.... PONAY!

I'm actually like, fuckin surprised as hell at how many people have looked at this story... It's not even a story... What would you even call this? A gathering of my thoughts? I mean what....

My thoughts are some shit ton scary stuff... Is that a thing? "Shit ton scary stuff?" It is now....

So if any of you are in fact following this AT ALL, hit that follow and vote button. I mean like bang the hell out of it... I mean don't cuz that'd be weird... But hey, no discrimination here my pigeons.

I am so bored ER meh GERD. It's so late... And I'm so tired but I'm not.

Did you know that turtles can breathe through there butts? I can just like... I don't even know. WOOOOOH MAH GWAWD.

Hmmm... What should we talk about.

OMFG did you know I can lick my elbow? Like 100% just slurp it... That's what she said... Oh wait he said... No.... That's what they both said. So anyway, immortalwolf07 needs to know that I love her to death.... still. Buuuuuuut, lahfe iz liahke uh box uh chocolates. You know? Times are tough.... I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! Ok I'm gonna type a random word, and then the first thing that comes into my head after I type the one before it I'll type and so on so on.... Ready set go.

Seconds, 5, Apple, Ginger, banana, loco, spongbob, boobs, nipples, tits, forks, hydration, fire, spork, spore, bored, pewdiepie, sex, dick.....

Yeah I'm high off sleep deprivation,

Goodnight my pigeons!!!

-ObsessiveChildren

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