I Smashed My Face.

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Hello my fellow mother fuckers.... Ok so I got a girlfriend.

Love her to death but I have a boyfriend.

I'm awfully confused. I just... My mom.... And.... The school. OMFG the school. It sucks pony.

*rolls around frustingly*

OMFG BTW!

I was in the shower and I sneezed and I I I I I smashed, I mean like holy schnitzels SMASHED my head on the side of the shower. 'Twas foony.... But hurt. Like ow.

Hm... What else to talk about... Oh! You guys should read my story "scared angel" it's true... Sadly. Like it's a true story. It's about my step dad. My idiot mother fuckin whore dirtbag drunk slut of a step father. Me and me mudder moved away or shall I say, away from hell, two years ago. Leaving him in the dust. Haven't seen him since and holy duck am I happy.... Like quack.

*crosses eyes and smiles derpily*

I wish I had more followers... I wouldn't feel so alone.... But hey, iz ok.... Iz all ok.... Not really. But hey..... K.... Well imma go to bed now. Goodnight my pigeons!

ZzZzZz......

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