MY CAT YODELS!

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Hey... It's me. I just wanted to dedicate this to a special person... He doesn't even know I have a Wattpad, let alone write at all. I love people. Not just 1 or 2... I have many loves in my life. But, this person... He... He is my... I can't even begin to describe what he is to me... His voice can get me high, his smirk can make me trippy, he's my drug.

But yeah. Let's talk bout life, the most fun thing to talk bout, am I right boys and girl?! (Cricket)

Anyway, I decided to dye my hair, yes, I know I'm so friggin smart...

I LOOK LIKE I GOT GRAPE JUICE, NUTELLA, AND BLEACH POURED VIOLENTLY ONTO MY HAIR... then, was thrown in the dishwasher, where I was put on a terrifying wash cycle... I, hopefully, am going to the salon this weekend with my Dad to get it dyed dark brown, or light brown... Idk yet. I don't even know if he will take me to get it fixed...

Ugh... What else is there to talk about...

HOLY SHIT, MY CATS DOWN THE HALL AND SHE IS LIKE LEGIT YODELING... I HAVE A YODELING CAT! My cats all like: They said I could become anything, so I became a yoddler.

OH! Guys... I have 222 reads. I remember one read. It may not seem like a lot, but it means so damn much. Thanks sooo much my pigeons.

Let's talk about weird habits I have... Readysetgo!!!

-I whimper like a dog

-I chase lasers

-In awkward situations, I tend to make moose or cow noises, and or poke the people I'm around

-I say "I refuse" a ton

-I'm a furry! (That's not a habit, but hey, fuck logic)

-I wake up every 30 minutes to switch sides when I sleep

-My best friend and I speak in our own language

-I say "question mark" after asking questions

-I bite. Hard.

-I run down the hallway of my house, and jump over the laundry basket like a horse when I'm home alone

-I have giggle attacks

K, NOW THAT YOU OFFICIALLY KNOW IM INSANE, I feel better.

I have a super bad headache... I haven't been been able to sleep lately.. I think I should write more... Maybe?

Hm, well anyway... Remember, to go bang that follow and vote button:) shoot me a message... WHENEVER! I love to chat!

Goodnight my pigeons!

Xoxo

-ObsessiveChildren

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