Astrid
We were all at Eros's house trying to get her out of her room because she is mad her favorite Pokémon character isn't real something like that.
"EROS GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE OR ILL KICK THE DOOR DOWN"heather yelled "NEVER"Eros argued "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA EAT"Merida asked "I HAVE A STASH OF MARSHMALLOWS UNDER MY BED"she yelled "YOU NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS"hiccup shouted "I HAVE SONNY TV MARSHMALLOWS MY PHONE AND MY BED THATS ALL I NEED"she argued "that's it grab snotlout and use his head to open the door"I ordered "wha"snotlout asked "whatever"psyche rolled her eyes and kicked the door down (btw psyches name is pronounced sykie) "AH"Eros hid under her blanket "who is this"Hiro asked pointing to a poster "my love and life robin de Jesus he plays my child and love and life sonny de la Vega"Eros explained "I personally think he is ugly"psyche crossed her arms "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR"Eros rose from the blankets sounding like a dying baby dinosaur that has been possessed by a demon "it's true"psyche argued "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUUUUL"Eros lunged at her sister but Hiro grabbed her.
"HISSSSSSS"Eros hissed I was on the ground laughing with heather hiccup jack Punzie Merida and ruff and tuff "ITS THE TRUTH"psyche glared at her sister "I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILYYYYY"Eros tried kicking her "you are my family idiot"psyche smirked "NO MY FAMILY IS DE FANDOMS AND MY MOM IS Turtle_Girl24 " eros sassed "THE FOURTH WALL NUUUU"merida laughed "shshshshsh"Hiro shushed her "IMMA KIIIILL U"Eros was lifted up my Hiro and carried out of the room.
We waited in her room until the came back with a pouty Eros "what happened"I asked "I explained the difference between real people and characters"Hiro explained "I still love sonny more than you"Eros crossed her arms "you are telling me you would choose a MUSICAL CHARECTER over ME A REAL LIFE HUMAN"Hiro asked "you just found this out"Eros asked he sighed I laughed.
~time skip brought to you by sonny~
"Truth or dareeeeeeee" Hiro asked "truth" "Eros who is the most important person in your life"Hiro asked smirking "SONNY"Eros yelled smiling he looked disappointed "ok psyche truth or dare" Eros asked "truth" "who is your favorite newsies character"Eros asked I was confused "davey he is the best character"psyche said confidently "HISSSSSSSS"Eros hissed and tackled her sister "SPOT RACETRACK AND CRUTCHIE ARE THE ONLY ONES I LOVE DAVEY BUT STILL" she yelled "NO DAVEY IS HE IS CUTE"her sister argue "HISSSS"Eros hissed "are you sure your not a cat"Hiro asked picking Eros up "I don't know"Eros crossed her arms.
"I'm confused what's the newsies"I asked "it's this cool show/ musical here I have it let's watch it"Eros suggested and turned the tv on.
Time skip bcuz I love spot conlon
"NEVER FEAR BROOKLYN IS HERE"Eros jumped up on her bed "yeah no"Hiro picked her up "I hate you"she glared at him "no you don't"he smirked "why is he so smart"she asked "GUYS"I yelled hiccup gave me his full attention "never mind I forgot"I shrugged and sat in hiccups lap he kissed my forehead "WAIT NOW I REMEMBER IM MARRYYING HICCUP HE PROPOSED"I held my hand out showing off the ring "ooo hiccup look at that diamond though"psyche admired the ring "oh and our birthday is coming up"Eros jumped up "so is graduation"ruff beamed "you mean walking in front of tons of people on stage nope nope nope I'll stay in school screw this"Eros climbed up to her Pillow loft "she has stage fright"psyche smirked "DO NOT"Eros yelled back I giggled.
Hiccup
Her giggle was so cute I could listen to it for hours I sat there and stared at her like a complete IDIOT and she didn't notice but sadly snot lout did "oooooooooo"he nudged me "oh would you shut up I rolled my eyes "so what's do you want for your birthday"I asked the psyche and Eros they smirked at eachother "a pair of new shoes with match in' laces"eros leaned back "a permanent box at the sheepshead races, a porcelain tub with boilin' water"psyche jumped on a table "a Saturday night with the mayors daughter"eros jumped up on a table with her sister I rolled my eyes "Hey psyche who do you like"astrid asked "no one Important"psyche crossed her arms "she likes girls"was all Eros said "EROS"psyche pushed her sister "it's true"Eros defended herself "whatever"psyche pouted.
"Calm down so since our school is having a spirit week and tomorrow is a costume day what should we dress up as"I asked "NEWSIES"Eros and psyche yelled "I can be racetrack my sister can be davey Merida is spot jack is mush hiccup your jack rapunzel is les jack can be boots Hiro is kid blink the twins can be the Delancey brothers mala can be snipeshooter snotty can be bumlets tadashi can be specs dagur can be skittery Heather can be crutchie astrid can be daveys sister sarah we got our miss medda larkson as Elsa and Anna is pie eater"Eros pointed to each of us we all nodded "TO THE STORE"Eros shouted and we drove to the store.
We got suspenders newsie hats vests everything merida even got a pimp cane and a slingshot she kept hitting jack in the back of the head with it.
We all went home it was Astrid's week to keep the puppy's so toothless was up all night howling a whining I finally called astrid "hicc it's the middle of the night what now"astrid yawned "can toothless come over he keeps whining"I asked "sure"astrid sounded half away "ok good night M'lady"I smiled and hung up toothless ran out to Astrid's house and I finally could sleep.
Ok so that was a chapter YAY ARE YOU PROUD OF ME CAN I HAS A CHOCOLATE PLZ BAIIIIII :3
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FanficWarnings: old, cringe worthy, self insert because I thought that was cool (not trying to be mean but my self insert will make you cringe I'm sorry) Hiccup haddock has been best friends with Astrid, His cousin snotlout, Fishlegs, Heather, Tuffnut, Ru...
