Super Sons and the BatFam ⚠️

I am back bitches!!

(A/N: OF COURSE!!!! I FUKIN FORGOT THE GIRLS!! I had this draft for like a shit ton of months and I am completely sorry about this, I planned to post the chapter every two weeks but school started and I was so fukin busy! I am truly sorry plus hello there!!)

Just a day after the memorable dinner the Wayne family had, a new disaster was born with the same issue, the baby bat is gonna go with One dollar market Superman to the adult world.

Oh boy...they forgot to tell the girls.

It all started at breakfast, Steph, Cass, Kate and Barbara bursted in the Manor while the men were eating.

"First of all...WHY WAS I NOT INVITED AT THE DINNER?" Stephanie scowls at Bruce and the batboys. Alfred looks quite pleased.

"Yeah Bruce. Why?" Kate Kane asked, glaring at the man.

Cass puffs her cheeks and punches Damian's shoulder lightly.

"-tt- I'm sorry Cass. We didn't mean to not tell you guys. Jon was just a shit when it comes to secrets and when to tell them." Damian answers.

"But Damian," Barbara butts in.

All boys turned to her.

"Are you ready to face temptations and seduction?"

Bruce choked on his coffee along with Tim and his 3rd cup of coffee. Dick gasps dramatically, he holds on to Steph and Cass while the two was keeping their laughter in. Jason looked so done.

But what came out of Damian's mouth triggered a tragedy.

"Already faced that 3 years ago." He hid his smirk while drinking his tea.

Jason stood up, "okay the motherfucker won't lay a finger on the brat again" he cocks his gun and went to grab his keys. Good thing Kate dragged him back.

"You careful." Cass said, kissing Damian's forehead.

"I will Cass." He smiles.

"Okay...Damian, you and me will have a talk later." Dick said, his face was unreadable.

Babs and Steph grinned, "why not now? I mean, when will we ever get the chance to gather all together and tease the little shit"

"6 flat Brown." Damian rose an eyebrow.

"Darlin, keep the sass down for now please." She replied.

Tim shifted from his seat, "So are we going to talk about Dicks-"

Dick looked at him.

"No not you, are we going to give him the Talk?"

"The Talk?" The brat was confused.

They gawked at the youngest then glared at Bruce.

"Seriously?" Jason threw his hands up. "You didn't gave him the talk?!"

"The LoA did the work already..." Bruce regains his composure and continues to drink his coffee.

Now that made them look at the youngest.

"Hm, now that I thought about that...Yeah I guess they already did tell me about it" Damian says.

Stephanie grunted, "well that ain't stopping me"

She pulls her chair in front of Damian and stares at him.

"Baby Bat...we're gonna talk about cucumbers and sausages."

Damian was sure he was gonna kill them after the Talk.

-----Time skip------

"And that's how you insert the D while being careful and gentle to your partner Jonny boy " Kate finished.

After hours of keeping their laughter, they finally burst.

"Fuck that was entertaining" Jason howls.

Bruce just grunted and smiled while Tim, surprisingly, didn't get to finish his coffee.

Dick was on the floor, crying and laughing.

The girls had a smug look on their faces as they watched Damian looking down but was surprised when he looked up with gleaming eyes.

"I have only one question" he had a smirk plastered on his face. The fam grew weary at this.

He crossed his legs and arms, "Why did you assume that Jonathan bottoms?"

Silence draped around the manor.

"No fucking way..." Tim whispered as Damian just shrugged.

"MOTHERFUCK-" Jason whips his gun but was stopped when Alfred glared at him.

Suddenly, someone came in the dining room.

"Hey D! I was wondering if we painted the room black and Red, yah know for symbolism?"

Jonathan Samuel Kent has FUCKING arrived!!

For a moment Damian's face dropped, he forgot that Jon was coming at the manor for some plans.

The Batfam's eyes stabbed at Jonathan's clueless figure.

He cocks his head at his side innocently.

"Jon...Run."

With that the Super was out of sight along with the Birds, Reds and the Bats.

Damian sighs and combs his hair back with his fingers.

"Tea?" Alfred offered.

"Tea, thank you Alfred."

"Always Master Damian."

(SORRY ITS SHORT AND ALL BUT I WILL TRY TO UPDATE THIS TRASH FOR WEEKS OR SHIT!!! THANK YOU GUYS!)