hai pwends :') i just opened my coffin jkjk
im just gonna share some shits me and my childhood friends aka twins :P
warning: pure curses from me and my childhood friends for making this .p.
"roses are red grass is green your ugly ass makes me wanna scream."
"you know who i love? the librarian because he loves to tell people to shut the fuck up."
hey you guys wanna have hiking? i know this pretty cool mountain its on my fucking face.
all you wanna be is me like what ever major loser ass is what get away from me.
friend: oh my gosh i ship them
me: what are you shipping? drugs?
surprise! im a bad bitch burrito.
roses are red
violets are blue give me food or i will kick you in the throat
Me when my friend are not texting me back
"people climb mountains, scuba dive but you cant move your thumb to text me back."
:'))
btw the name of the twins are tristan and christian so yeap
them: let me hear you say you suck ass s-u-c-k a-s-s
totally what i want to say to someone who is calling me
" you've just reached the voice mail of shut the fuck up please never call again thanks biiitchhh!"
when the twins cheering me up
tristan: its okay just look in the mirror
christian: tell yourself your beautiful
me: *fake cries* just kidding im an ugly bitch ;)
" we're all in this together except you cause your ugly and shit"
when the twins are asking for food
me: im a bad bitch and you are a hoe you want my food? uh haha hell no
when he lies but tells the truth
me: hey you wanna go out tonight?
friend: oh sorry i cant i have ebola
me: so your dying?
friend: no
me: so you dont have ebola
definetly me
"they told me i can be anything so i became a bad bitch burrito"
wow those twins really knew some stuffs .-.
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