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Melodyking: if you never hear from me again know that this monster is the reason why
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username: first off, what the fuck
Dkharbour: joe, son, what the fuck is this uncle_jezzy ╰Uncle_jezzy: the hottest picture of all time, the hell you think?
username: this just took fifty years off my life wtf
username: this is pure nightmare fuel
Uncle_jezzy: I don't know what any of you people are talking about. This is the best picture I've ever taken. ╰melodyking: stop feeding yourself bullshit, honey ╰Uncle_jezzy: blocked and reported, goodbye
Charlie.r.heaton: it's three in the morning the hell are you two doing? ╰melodyking: Joe showed up an hour ago promising pizza. There was no pizza. Only disappointment.
Username: I think I need to bleach my eyeballs
Username: what kind of sick monster lies about having pizza? ╰melodyking: Joe apparently 🤧
Thomasadoherty: bet you regret not staying over now don't ya? ╰melodyking: biggest regret ever...how could you just let me leave like that?
╰Uncle_jezzy: yeah, thomas! How could you just let her leave imagine all of the crazy people that could of just ya know, kidnapped her? ╰Thomasadoherty: oh, you mean like you? ╰Uncle_jezzy: exac—hey..wait a damn minute..
Username: I'm disturbed what even is this
Username: oh that's hot
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Username: I'm incredibly disturbed what even
Gatenm123: I would like a new parent now please. ╰Melodyking: don't worry curls, I'll be your father now. ╰gatenm123: finally a sane parent, thank you father. ╰uncle_jezzy: I am surrounded by traitors. I will not stand for such disrespect, Gaten you're grounded. ╰ melodyking: you can't ground my kid, nice try though!
Uncle_jezzy: y'all are just a bunch of bullies, none of you deserve me. goodbye.
