The Phantoms of the Opera And The Things They Do To Annoy Nadir.
And Everyone Else For That Matter.
One shot/scenarios that should hopefully be funny.
FEATURING!:
Lerik, the Original-Won't-Stop-Crying-,-Seriously-Why-Does-Everyone-Keep-Crying-In-T...
Erik: OH DEAR GOD, HELLLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEE! *hammers at the locked door in desperation*
Oh, you overreact! I'll tell Christine about this behaviour and you'll be single for the rest of your pitiful life!
Erik:*glares over his shoulder at her* I suppose you think you can use her in this hopeless endeavour too!
She is the main character and I-
Erik:*screams again and sinks slowly to the floor*
You're probably wondering why he's acting like that.
Erik: *sobs*
*sighs* This is the answer:
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Erik: IT STINGS! IT BURNS!
Oh, don't be so petulant! He thinks I can't write three books at once and I- *dodges a Persian vase so it shatters against the wall behind her* .... daresay I can prove him wrong NO ERIK PUT THAT LASSO DOWN OR YOU WON'T LIKE THE ENDING!
THE ANGELS' NOTES is a tiny winy, isty bitsy little novella that won't even be longer than ten little chapters so HA, ERIK!
Erik: We're all going to die!!
Well....... Maybe just.... Just....
Erik: Just what? Just who?
NOTHING!
Erik: *bursts into tears again and crawls away*
Did I sign up for this?
Is this part of the package??
ERIK!
(The first chapter has been uploaded and I'd really like to know what you think. The basic storyline is set after the Leroux/Kay novel ending, but instead of Erik dying, he writes an apology letter to Christine. But thanks to the awkward postal system (and this part is based on a true story) the letter arrives five years late. When Christine replies without Raoul knowing, she gets sucked back into the Phantom's shadowy world.)
