After retiring from her nanny position, Mary Poppins moved to Beverly Hills and became a fortuneteller. She reads your future not by looking at the lines on your hand, but by smelling your breath! They call her the super-california-mystic-expert-halitosis.

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Humor♡A JOKE BOOK♡ A collection of witticisms for nimrods. ❝How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.❞ [COMPLETED] Random #456 Humor #651 © 2014 AvalonIsely