BTS 8th member {ON HOLD}

Dad jokes 0_0

Mymario: Y/N

You: Yes

Mymario: Do you know why couples don't go to the gym?

You: What?

Mymario: Because some relationships don't work out!

You:wtf

Mymario: What it was funny, but ok seriously. What is Taehyungs fav food?

You: easy its Japchae.

Mymario: No, its poTAEtoes!

You: WHAT!

Mymario: Jungkook dropped his phone but it didnt hit the ground how come?

You: idk, it must have landed on the bed or something.

Mymario: I was on airplane modus!

You: StOp BeFoRE i FrEAkiNG BloCK YoU!

Mymario: Do you know which colour hamburgers are?

You: PLEASE GO AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE!

Mymario: its burgundy!

Mymario is blocked

Group chat:

Pink mommy: Guys, did you know that when am sad i read my blood donor ID?

Hobi: Are you ok?

kookie: Why do you read it?

Pink mommy: Because it always says "B PoSiTiVE"!

Jamless: Lol, that was good.

Lonelymaknae: JiN HyUnG I FreAKinG ToLD YoU tO StOP!

Sleeping beast: WTF! you fucking wake me up because of THAT!

Pink mommy: What does a couch tell to the other couch that is on the other side of the room?

Jamless: What?

Pink mommy: We are sofa apart!

Lonelymaknae: OMG what is wrong with you?

Pink mommy:Its Sofa king funny!

kookie: OMG! Jimin hyung is here dying from laughter. someone help me calm him down.

4Dalien: i am coming kookie.

Sleeping beast: Srlsy stop Jin hyung and make food.

Pink mommy: Shut up i am funny.

Our leader: No , you are not funny. 

Pink mommy: Do you know what day it is after today?

Our leader: u mean tomorrow?

Pink mommy: "Not today" Lmao!

Lonelymaknae: i am srsly gonna leave the group chat!

Pink mommy:Jhope wanna hear a joke about paper? 

Hobi: Eh......

Pink mommy: never mind.

Lonelymaknae: What?

Pink mommy: its tearable! 

Lonelymaknae 

Our leader

Sleeping beast

Hobi

4Dalien

kookie

Jamless

Left the chat

A/N: I srsly laughed at the one with the gym and the blood donor thing! Lol.