BTS 8th member {ON HOLD}

A normal day in the BTS dorm....

(Some of the chapters are going to be like the "meeting for the first time" Chapter. if you havent read it please go and look at it so you get to know how im gonna write someof them. thank you!)

Jin: Children im leaving. Namjoon take care of the children and if you show Jimin, v and Jungkook porn again i will hit your butt with my spatula! /Walks out of the house like a princess./

Suga: /Sits on the couch/ finally hes gone. /starts to sleep/

Jungkook: V hyung what the fuck are you doing?! /Sees V watching something on the laptop with Y/N/ Dont show it to Y/N you jerk!

V: /looks at Jungkook/ I-im watching something...... /Runs away/ 

Jungkook: You bitch! /Runs after V/ 

Y/N: wtf? We were just watching my little pony. Well fuck them. / continues to watch my little pony/

Namjoon: Jimin! What the fuck are you doing on top of the shelf!? 

Jimin; I'm looking for something. 

Namjoon: oh yeah! Get your ass down from there before Jin Hyung comes and kills us both you short ass bish! 

Jimin: /gets down and stands infront of Namjoon/ I'm not scared of you. / looks up at Namjoon/ 

Namjoon: /showes Jimin his sandwich that has jams/ YOU GOT NO JAMS! 

Jimin; /cries/

Jhope: /sits beside Y/N/ omg! MAH FAMILY! I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, I WENT TO ALL THE FARMS IN THE WORLD AND NEVER FOUND YOU!

Y/N: they are not you family hyung.... it's a cartoon. / looks at Jhope, who's trying to get inside the laptop/

Jhope: I'm coming mah family. / tries to get inside the laptop/ it doesn't work.. WHy DoEs it NOT wORk?!

Y/N it doesn't work because they are not your family, you hoe! / grabs the laptop and goes to her room/

Jhope: You can't kidnap my family! IMMA CALL THE POLICE! / calls 911/

911: Hi sir, what's your-

Jhope: THIS BISH IS KIDNAPPING MAH FAMILY! COME HERE FAST YOU JERK!

911: where is you location?

Jhope: ITS xxxx xxxx

911: can you tell me how your family looks like?

Jhope: they are ponies. 

911: /hangs up/ 

Jhope: IM GONNA SUE YOU 911! /screams into the phone/

Jungkook: /Sits down on the couch:/

Namjoon: where is V?

Jungkook: He is outside /smirks/

Namjoon: /walks outside and sees V on the roof/ What the motherfucking fuck are you doing up there?

V: I-I'm looking at the scenery. Wow it's beautiful. 

Namjoon: You know that you can just see our cars and the neighbors right? 

V: well yes? I mean aren't they beautiful? / hugs the chimney so he won't fall of/

Namjoon: then why are you hugging the chimney? 

V: Well you know.... I watched the news and they said it was gonna be a storm today. 

Namjoon: /looks at V/

V: /looks at Namjoon/ 

Namjoon:

V:

Namjoon: well, ok then I will leave. /goes back inside/ 

Jungkook: What was he doing? 

Namjoon: you sat him there and left? 

Jungkook: Yeah / smiles/

Namjoon:/sighs/ he's hugging the chimney and looking at the scenery. 

Jhope: /screams/ 

Namjoon: wtf is that?! /stands up and goes to Jhope/

Jhope: Y/N kidnapped my family and 911 wont help me!

Namjoon: what Did you say to them?

Jhope: That a bish had kidnapped them and that my family are ponies. /smiles/

Namjoon: /Shook/ 

Jhope: 

Namjoon: 

Jhope:

Namjoon: 

Y/N: hi guys~ /goes to the kitchen/ 

Jhope: There is the bish! /tackles Y/N/ 

Namjoon: I'm moving.... /buys tickets to America/ 

Jimin: Kookie~ will you help me find my jams?

Jungkook: No... you don't have any... /flips hair/

Jimin: I Luv you Jungkook! 

Jungkook: Everyone does./double flips hair/

V: /comes inside with ripped clothes/ 

Jimin: What happened to you? 

V: nothing? I just fell.... 

Jungkook: of the roof? /tries to hold his laugh/

V: no..... /wipes tears and goes to his room/