Wattpad! part 2

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Lonelymaknae: Guys v hyung is crying and talking to his plushie.....

Hobii: Jungkook see what you have done!

Lonelymaknae: V hyung have also put a picture of Jungkook hyung on the plushie. Now he is crying on my shoulder.

Ourleader: Wait..... What is the gurls name again?

Jamless: ehm it was Y/N. Why?

Sleepingbeast: Namjoon do you think...... that?

Ourleader: yep I do. Y/N WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US THAT YOU AND JUNGKOOK ARE MARRIED!!!! AND HAVE 2 BABIES!

Hobii: ohhhhhhhhh, now I understand. OMG!!!!!!! YOU TO WERE A THINGY!

Kookie: WTF! Me and Y/N are not married!

Lonelymaknae: bruh tf.... u oK

Pinkmommy: OMGOMG OMG! TOU GUYS HAVE BABIES!

Lonelymaknae: No We DoNt! Bruh...... I am 18. 

Jamless: here it says that Jungkook had a ex girlfriend and her name is Eunha. 

Kookie: What! Tf is happening here!

4Dalien: you were cheating on me? How could you I loved you...

Ourleader: aghhhhhhh! Jungkook and Y/N you guys are in big trouble. WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS?!

Kookie: we don't have kids.

Lonelymaknae: Yeah we don't have. And I would never think about dating Jungkook hyung:( like excuse moi?

Kookie: WHAT! 

Lonelymaknae: What you are always playing with your iron man figure "-"

Kookie: DONT NAME IRON MAN SUNBAENIM IN THIS SITUATION! What have he done to you???

Sleepingbeast: Guys I am gonna sleep so fix this. Peace out folks.

Jamless: ok so yeah why are you guys married and why didn't you guys tell us?

Lonelymaknae: For the 187397th time we are not MARRIED! You lil hoe!

Pinkmommy: GOD! Y/N you are a young girl why would you marry a stupid boy like Jungkook? 

Kookie: excuse me.... I have something to do in Jin hyungs room. 

Pinkmommy: YoU LiL bRaT dONt YoU dARe! SOMEONE HELP!!!

Hobii: Jin hyung is praying and crying.....

Ourleader: ahhhh kids.

Hobii: Jin hyung is older than you......

Ourleader: nvm.

Sleepingbeast: Now Jin hyung knows how it feels to get beaten. GOOD JOB KOOKIE I WILL TREAT YOU LAMB SKEWERS.

Lonelymaknae: *sighs* Jimin hyung send me the link one more time  am gonna check it out.

Jamless: here.

Jamless: XXXX

Pinkmommy: i will never talk about Jungkook like that again....... that was the scariest thing that ever happened to me.

Kookie: Good. And Suga hyung weren't you sleeping? 

Sleepingbeast: I was but then I heard Jin hyung crying it was like I had come to heaven. 

Pinkmommy: WHAT! I will kill you!

Kookie: Suga hyung I will be your bodyguard for one month if you buy me lamb kebab once a week in two months.

Sleepingbeast: deal! What are you gonna do now Jin hyung?

Pinkmommy: you little!

Lonelymaknae: Guys! I found out!

Ourleader: What did you found out?

Lonelymaknae: Me and Jungkook are not married it's an app named Wattpad. Fans write stories and publish it.

Jamless: and?

Lonelymaknae: ARMYs also write so it was an ARMY who wrote the story you read Jimin hyung it was a story about Jungkook. 

Ourleader: So you are not married? 

Kookie: no

Hobii: and you don't have kids?

Lonelymaknae: no

Kookie: I can't wait to tell V hyung!

Jamless: WHAT! WHAT ABOUT ME! DONT YOU GIVE A LIL SHIT ABOUT ME JUANCOCK!

4Dalien: Hiiiii, I just found out that all of this was just a lie. Me and Jungkooknare back together!

Ourleader: Suga hyung? Are you in your room?

Sleeping beast: yea? Why?

Lonelymaknae: do you have your car keys? 

Sleepingbeast: Yes 

Pinkmommy: ok just come out of your room we are moving. 

Sleepingbeast: Why?

Hobii: I think you know...

Sleepingbeast: oh ok. Bye kiddos.

Jamless: YOUR FUCKING DEAD JUANCOCK! I AM COMING FOR YOU YOU LIL BRATTY ASS!

4dAlien: What is happening? 

Kookie: V HYUNG SAVE YOURSELF LOCK YOUR ROOMAND STAY INSIDE!

Jamless: YOU LIL BITCH! 

4Dalien: Y/N? 

Lonelymaknae: What?

4Dalien: where are you guys?

Pinkmommy: we left..... have a peaceful day and don't disturb us we are going to the beach fo relax.

4Dalien: you can't leave me with these two idiots!

Kookie: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Jamless: WE ARE STUPID!

Jamless: Kookie do you think what I think?

Kookie: Yea

Pinkmommy: good luck tae! 

4Dalien: help! HELP! JUNGKOOK JUST GRABBED MY LEG! I AM GONNA DIE! 

Sleepingbeast: we don't care.... have fun!




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