Submitting an essay be like

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(This is part two of 'writing an essay '. Just putting that out there)


Scene: Classroom.


Ezequiel: Since you people read the title of this, you probably think that I wrote the essay again and now i'm going to submit it, like a nice student would do.

Ezequiel: Well, you're right.

Ezequiel: I'm doing exactly that.

*Teacher walks in*

Ezequiel: ..........

*Teachers starts to take in every ones essays*

Ezequiel: ...........

*Teacher walks in Ezequiel's direction*

Teacher: Ezequiel, you're the last one.

Ezequiel: So, I am.

Teacher: With you, I don't expect that you finished you're assignment.

Ezequiel: I did. Why would I not.

Teacher: Where is it then?.

Ezequiel: Where is what?.

Teacher: You're assignment.

Ezequiel: Oh, that.

Ezequiel: It's in my bag.

Teacher: So?. Take it out!.

Ezequiel: Okay.

Ezequiel: *Take out papers*

Ezequiel: Here they are, Miss.

Teacher: I'm a married women.

Ezequiel: Oh, I mean here they are, Mrs.

Teacher: *Takes papers from Ezequiel's hands*

Teacher: *Looks at papers*


*What the paper says*

Buckle your seat belts everyone. Today, i'll tell you what I learned by writing this Wikipedia-worthy-page-essay. Children, parents, everyone, sit down and shut up and experience the best thing you'll experience for a long time.

Life has different stages. Life started to me when I was born.When I was 3 years old my parents sent me to kindergarten. Then, as I aged and aged my classes started to change.

In kindergarten there were only a few subjects. But then came hard ones like science, Math, Physics. Every semester has for months. Every four months. Those four moths have seven subjects. Those seven subjects have six chapters. Those six chapters have True/False, MCQ's, questions-answers. And you think killing is bad.

In kindergarten there were only a few subjects. But then came hard ones like science, Math, Physics. Every semester has for months. Every four months. Those four moths have seven subjects. Those seven subjects have six chapters. Those six chapters have True/False, MCQ's, questions-answers. And you think killing is bad. 

All im trying to say is that when you were a baby you were living. People looked after you, gave you toys when you were crying, putted you to sleep, feeded you, cleaned your poop. You get it. You were the boss. A king. Now you're just a prisoner in this world.

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