Dude Looks Like A Lady

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Quick reminder, I don't own the pictures used here.

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10/30 Daytime

Today's the second day of the culture festival. Yesterday I spent the day at the culture festival with Naoto. Me and the others walk into the classroom, but me and the other guys stay by the door. We brought Marie because we need someone to dress me up for the pageant. This pageant is going to be all kinds of embarrassing especially since my sister is here. On the way here I was listening to Dude Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith.

Chie: Why're you guys just standing there. Come on, hurry up and sit down.

Rise: C'mon Kanji-kun. Over here!

We walk over to the desks in front of the girls.

Yukiko: Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

Teddie: What about me? It turns out that I'm entering this too. I must win this contest to have my dream realized!

Yosuke: He seemed bored, so we signed him up as a last-minute contestant.

Chie: So you're making him suffer too, huh...? Well if he's been signed up there's nothing we can do about it. Naoto-kun, can you lend us a hand? We'll leave Teddie to you.

Naoto: M-Me?

Teddie: The Naoto-Teddie team's unstoppable!

Naoto: Well then, um...

Teddie: First, I need some dazzling makeup.

Naoto: Y-You're right. Then I'll go borrow a makeup kit from someone...

Naoto goes to find someone she can borrow a makeup kit from.

Teddie: Wait! The battle begins by choosing the right equipment!

Teddie leaves following Naoto.

Chie: Ooh, we gotta use fake eyelashes, right?

Yosuke: Y-Yeah, bring it on!

Y,N: Yare Yare Daze...

Marie doesn't know what to do so perhaps I should suggest something to help decide on something.

* Use something casual.

* Use something fancy.

* Go wild.

3rd p.o.v.

Later

MC: Ladies and gentlemen! It's day 2 and time for the big event the miss yasogami pageant!

The crowd cheers.

MC: Let's kick it off with entry number 1! From class 1-3 Miss Kanji Tatsumi!

A spotlight comes on and it shows Kanji wearing a white dress and his hair is curly. Basically he is very... unpretty.

Kanji: What's up!

The crowd is grossed out by his appearance.

MC: Entry number 2! This beauty is the heiress to Junes, she's got more hearts than brains, from class 2-2 it's Ms. Yosuke Hanamura!

Another spotlight comes on and it shows Yosuke wearing some make up and dressed like a school girl with a her hair tied in a small ponytail on the side of her head.

Yosuke: H-Hi there...

He waves a little, but the crowd is still disturbed.

MC: Entry number 3! Making us crazy with her big city appeal. It's a transfer student who waltzed into class 2-2 Ms. Yu Narukami!

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