Ken ang Fuckboy na may Regla

Galawang Ken VI

Ka-chat ko ngayon si Goddess Aphrodite at ilang minuto na ang lumipas noong e-seen nya ang message ko at hanggang ngayon typing parin sya, siguro ang taas ng message nya kasi parang limang minuto na akong naghihintay typing parin sya.

Ito na nagreply na sya, “PUsu4n mh0 mUn4 DP kh03 at s4s4gUt!n k0 4ng tanonq m0,” punyeta, ang peymwhore talaga ng puta at ang jejemon pa. “w4q k4nq t4LksH!T,” dagdag pa ng isang message nya. Huhay akala ko pa naman isang metrong paliwanag na ang message nya sa singtagal ng pagtype nya yun pala ito lang ang ma kukuha ko?

“Sige na nga,” I replied, I viewed her timeline of Facebook and clicked her profile picture then I reacted heart on it as what she wanted me to do, I tapped on the chat bubble and typed, “Pinusuan ko na, sagutin mo na ang tanong ko,” sent, delivered and she seen it. “j3j3j3, g00d viD30 c4LL t4y0 p4r4 m4dAli,” she replied, a moment later my phone rang, it was her, video calling me and pressed the answer button and in an instant her face appeared on the screen. At her back were her fellow goddesses sitting and talking to each other, seeing her background it was obvious that she is on the clouds like where a typical god or goddess should be.

“Ken, nireregla ka na ba?” tanong nya sa akin with curiosity in her eyes, “Yes and I don’t like it, by the way, answer my question: What is the effect of the curse on me?” I answered her with a question, “Well, ang regla mo ay isa lang sa pinakamaraming epekto ng sumpa sa iyong katawan and it’s for you to discover,” she replied.

So ako pa pala ang magdidiscover ng ibang epekto ng sumpa sa akin? Aba, petmalu sobrang hirap nito ah. Puchaks, “Paano ba mawawakasan ang sumpa?” tinanong ko pa sya, “Aphrodite, sino na naman yang mortal na kausap mo? Yan ba yung Arabong nagchat sayo ng sapnu puas?” sambit ng isang babae sa likod ni Aphrodite, hindi na tuloy sya nakasagot sa aking tanong, “Hindi ah, si Ken to Athena, yung lalaking pinarusahan natin,” sagot ni Aphrodite. Hays, pansinin mo naman ang tanong ko, Aphrodite wag kang makipag-usap sa iba. Puchaks! “Huy Aphrodite, Athena, ayan na Game 7 na ng Golden State Warriors and Houston Rockets!” sigaw na naman ng isang dyosa sa likod. “Myghad, hali ka na Aphrodite, panoorin mo kung paano lampasohin ng Baby Curry ko ang Rockets,” excited na sagot ni Athena, hindi na talaga ako pinapansin ni Aphrodite, “HAHAHA, in your wildest dreams Athena, di yan aabot sa finals yang GSW mo!” singhal nya, “Bye muna Ken nood muna kami, chat ko na lang yung sagot.” Toot. Video call ended. Putang gala, another question left unanswered. Basta, laban lang sa life.

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Nandito ako ngayon sa Room 69, nakaupo sa aking silya, as usual wala akong seatmate kasi parang natatakot ang mga classmates ko sa akin, di naman kasi ako masyadong nagsasalita sa klase, I only talk if necessary like when answering questions from the teachers or when asked by someone which is seldom.

Period ko parin ngayon at puta, sobrang uncomfortable and nakakairita sa feeling na parang laging may tumatagas sa genital mo pero para sa edukasyon kakayanin kong mag-aral kahit may regla. Parang nakaupo sa isang plato ng spaghetti na sobrang raming sauce, yan ang feeling ko ngayon sobrang sticky talaga, punyeta.

Nagchichikahan ang mga lalaki kong classmates sa likod about NBA, yung mga feeling Korean naman na mga classmates ko sa gilid, Kpop at Kdramas naman ang pinag-uusapan. Dumagdag pa sa ingay yung mga hypebeast ko na classmates na kumukanta at yung iba nagdedebate tungkol sa yanny at laurel.

Sobrang ingay talaga ng room 69 at parang sasabog na ang ulo ko sa galit na hinaluan pa ng pagka irita at discomfort dahil regla. Tumayo ako at kinuha ang baril ko sa bag at pinagbabaril ang mga classmates ko. Joke lang, kung may baril lang talaga ako pagbabarilin ko talaga sila.

Para akong thermometer na nabasag sa sobrang ingay at sa irritability na nararamdaman ko, I stood up and grabbed my chair and slammed it on the floor. Lahat ng mga classmates ko ay nagulat sa aking pagdadabog, di maipinta ang kanilang mga mukha, ang isang katulad ko na walang pakialam sa kanila noon ay nagkakaroon ng outburst sa aming silid aralan ngayon.

“Isa pang ingay na marinig ko ngayon at di ako magdadalawang isip na sipain kayo hanggang mawalan ng malay,” sigaw ko sa mga kaklase ko. Takot na takot sila sa akin, oo, madalas lang akong magsalita pero nakakapangilabot. Nagsiupuan silang lahat at tumahimik, pagkatapos ng ilang minuto ang kanilang usapan na sobrang lakas ay napalitan nang mahinang mga bulungan.

“Friend, hold me, I’m scared.”
“Wag kang mag-ingay baka di na tayo matagpuang buhay,”
“Bruh, parang may regla ata si Ken ngayon,” bulong ng isang lalaki mula sa aking likuran.
“HAHAHA oo nga Bruh,” sagot ng kanyang katropa.

Parang naalarma ako sa sinabi ng lalaking yun at ako’y tumayo at tiningnan sya na parang may laser ang aking mata, “Anong sabi mo?” pasindak na tanong ko sa kanya, “May regla ako?” dagdag ko. Para syang nakakita ng multo ng tanungin ko sya at parang nanginginig siya sa takot, “J-j-joke lang yun K-K-Ken, s-sorry,” he apologized to me like he was begging to spare his life, “Pagtrippan mo na ang lahat, wag lang ako,” pagbabanta ko sa kanya, wag mo talaga akong matanong kung may regla ako dahil meron talaga! Wag mo akong ma joke joke ngayon dahil period ko putangina mo.

Humupa ang tensyon ng pumasok na ang aming guro sa aming silid, “Okay class, may bago kayong classmate ngayon in replacement of Minerva,” In replacement of Minerva? Bakit? Trumansfer sya? “Ma’am, saan po ba si Minerva?” tanong ng babaeng classmate ko, “Absent pa more,” kantyaw ng teacher ko, “Nagtransfer sya kasi hindi nya daw kaya ang pressure dito sa Watchmewep High School kaya doon nalang daw sya sa Watchmenene High School,” paliwanag ng teacher. Pressure, really? Baka umiiwas lang talaga sya sa akin.

“Okay, hali ka na hija,” sambit ng teacher, mula sa pinto pumasok ang isang babae, wait di sya babae feel ko tomboy sya, basta isang nilalang na pinagkaitan ng suklay dahil ang gulo gulo ng buhok nya, di rin sya kaputian, more like morena, nakaripped jeans at nakalongsleeve na checkered na kulay pula at itim. Looking at her face, hmm, di sya kagandahan nakalevel nila Minerva yung katamtaman lang, di ko sya type, at feeling ko din babae ang type nya.

“Hi, ako si Khrealyn Zeeta M. Perador, 18, from the province of Surigao del Sur, mabait ako wag nyo lang akong unahan,” pucha, astig ng tomboy nato ah, parang siga na babae.

“You can take your seat Miss Perador tabihan mo na lang si Mr. Kalangitan,” utos ng teacher sa kanya. Aba, pinagtabi pa talaga kami, wag nya lang akong kulitin ngayon kasi may regla ako.

Tinungo nya ang upuan na nasa tabi ko at inihagis ang bag nya, I looked at her with no expression seen in my face, “Anong tinitingin-tingin mo jan?” pagmamaldita ng babaeng wala suklay sa akin, nilingon sya ng mga classmates ko at parang nashock sila sa sinabi ni Perador.

“Shet, ngayon lang ako nakakita na may nagtaray kang Ken”
“Lakas ng loob nya gurl akala mo naman maganda eh magsuklay nga di nya makuhang magawa”

I just smirked at her and she took her seat, para syang hindi babae makaupo, nakabukaka pa ang legs nya, hindi to babae, alien to.

The class went on, ang teacher namin ay parang nag-aacting nagkaklase, manghang-mangha ang classmate ko pero I don’t give a sht looking at my probinsyana seatmate, she was asleep head on the backrest with her mouth open wide and she is snoring. Lakas ng amats ng babaeng to ha? First day nya palang tulog na agad sa klase, I focused my gaze on her, makapal ang kilay nya walang kaahit-ahit, nagsasalungat na nga sa kakapal, matangos naman ang ilong nya at ang kanyang labi naman ay mamula-mula, heart-shaped din ang kanyang mukha at mataas din ang mga pilik mata nya. Feel ko half sya, half-Filipino, half-Filipina, ulul.

“Miss Perador!” sigaw ng guro.

“Kitang natutulog ang tao eh,” reklamo niya, di alam na ang guro pala namin ang tumatawag sa kanya, hinanap nya kung sino ang tumawag sa kanyang apelyido at napatayo siya.

“Sorry ma’am, di na po mauulit,” paliwanag nya sa teacher. “Okay, but next time if you’ll sleep in the class don’t snore, okay?”
“Yes, ma’am,” at bumalik sya sa kanyang pagkakaupo.

Hilik pa more Nene, ayan tuloy napagalitan.

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Class ended at 3:20 P.M. and I remembered selection na ng team captainship namin for taekwondo. Yes, you read it right, I am a taekwondo player and currently second dan black belt na ako ngayon, last year I’ve been the team captain of Watchmewep Taekwondo Team and now I am applying to be the team captain again.
Nasa akin na ang lahat no? The looks, the brains, the guts, and the sport. I’m every girls’ wildest fantasy in our campus.

I rushed to the school gym where the selection would happen, I went first to the lockers and changed clothes wearing my dobok (pants for taekwondo) and my black belt, sht, baka magkaleakage ako sa selection, period ka parin ngayon eh, but looking at my rivals last year they’re certainly weak and will lose battling a seasoned player like me.

The team captain can be a male or a female, gender equality is being uphold by our coach.

Marami ng tao sa gym but mostly they are spectators, just using their free time to view some action-packed sport. Players are gathered in the middle of the gym forming a circle and as predicted our coach is in the middle, “Okay, rules are the same three points if your foot gain contact with the head, two for the body and one for qualified forms of punch, turning kicks successfully hit in the head four points and turning kicks successfully hit in the body three points, we will have an elimination process if you lose once you will no longer have the chance for the captainship, as usual 1:00 minute per round and you have two rounds to spar.”

I looked around to see who will be rivals for today’s competition, as usual walang babaeng nagtangkang umapply ng captainship kasi they know that mas malakas ang lalaki sa babae.

“No more candidates for captainship?” tanong ng coach.
“SIR! SALI PO AKO!” napalingon ang lahat sa entrance ng gym sa isang babaeng nakasuot din ng dobok. She’s really not afraid to get hurt but I know these boys will not give mercy to a girl like her.

She ran closer to the center of the gymnasium where the applicants were gathered, this girl really looks familiar.

I was shocked when I realized who this lady were, the skin tone, the eyebrows and above all the frizzy hair.

“Hi Sir, hindi man ako pamilyar sa inyo kasi bago pa po ako sa school like kanina lang po, I’m Khrealyn Zeeta M. Perador, applying as Watchemewep Taekwondo Team Captain.” she smiled and bowed.

Ngayon ko lang nakita na may dimples pala sya sa magkabilang pisngi but still she’s not my type.

“Okay, you’re in Miss Perador!” our coach exclaimed.

Perador walked towards my location but she didn’t noticed me until I called her.

“Perador, if I were you I would turn back and live peacefully,” I whispered at her. “Kung gusto mong umuwi na walang sakit sa katawan or ilong na bali wag ka nang sumali sa selection,” pagpatuloy ko.

“Natatakot ka ba sa akin Kalangitan?” she smirked at me, “Or nababakla ka lang?” dagdag niya.

“Okay kung yan ang gusto mo,” I replied and grinned at her while fixing my belt showing her that I’m already second dan black belter.
“See you in the mats, Kalangitan,” she said also fixing her belt, she was also a black belter but unlike mine she’s still first dan.

There are a total of four portions in the gym where the match would commence separately and simultaneously and of course these portion are covered with mats for our safety.

“Okay let’s start the selection!” our coach ordered. “Go to your designated areas and you will find your opponent there,” he added.

I am designated in the first mat and taking a glimpse of Perador she’s headed to the third mat where a male player is waiting for her, a sudden flash of past occurred, that male was my rival last year for the final match for captainship. I smiled and whispered to myself “Bugbug sirado kang Perador ka.”

The referee called my name and signalled me that we are going to start the match, looking at my opponent, he is tall, 6’0 perhaps? I’m only 5’7 tall but tall players tend to be slow, the hard part is how to hit his head when he is effin’ tall?

I stepped my feet in the surface of the mats, it’s so relaxing, the warmth of the mats have this radiating feels that set my spirits aflame. The bleachers are full of spectators screaming for their bets, “Go Ken, Bhebhe ko!” I read the placard from the audience, their screams urge me to become this year’s captain.

My opponent and I are facing each other, my rival’s facial expression was damn serious, I think it’s a now or never also for him.

“Junbi (ready), sijak (fight)!” the referee yelled and the match commenced, quickly, I turned around to release a 360 degree kick to my opponent, as I swirled in the air, I feel like I am crane gracefully floating in the air, everything has gone to slow motion, the audience’s roar, my opponents’ expression from being fearless into disappointment, I continued to spin like a whirlwind and my right foot aimed at his head, the slow motion effect has ended, I landed in the ground with the feeling of victory, my opponent lying in the ground, defeated, looking at the screen, a number four has popped in, yes, my 360 degree kick has landed on his face.

“Hanna, Duhl, Seht,” the referee started to count in Korean, the crowd is screaming my name,

“Wooaaaah! We love you Ken bebe loves!”
“Anakan mo ako Ken!”
“Ken, bugbugin mo ako sa kwarto!”

I just smiled at their naughty cheers, “Yeol (Ten)!” the match is over and I won, with only one kick released with speed, power and accuracy.

After my first match, the second portion’s victor and I will have to spar and whoever will win will proceed to the finals, and just like in the first match I won, releasing only three kicks to my opponent.

Watchmewep Taekwondo Team Captainship Finals.

Hindi ko alam kung sino ang kalaban ko, I guess Perador already lost in her first match and my opponent last year will be my opponent again this year.

“Let’s start the final match!” our coach screamed, “And this match will fought between Kharl Kendall K. Kalangitan and Khrealyn Zeeta M. Perador!”

I was shocked hearing Perador’s name, she defeated two candidates for captainship? I can’t believe it, and for the first time a girl competed at the finals for the captainship.
Perador and I entered the mats facing each other, our eyes filled with determination to become this year’s WHS Taekwondo Team Captain, heavy breaths we’re observed in the both of us. We bowed to each other still our eyes looking to one another fiercely.

“Junbi! (Ready!)” the referee yelled, “Haaaaaaa!” she released a defeaning battle cry, “Ahhhhhhh!” I also screamed a resounding roar to release all tensions.


The referee inhaled and continued to yell his command, “Sijak! (Fight!)”






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