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Keith Kogane

I walked into the control room and groaned when I saw Lance. Not that I hate him, in fact I think that he's not the worst person to be around. He's less annoying than...nope. He's the most annoying person on the ship. But like he can help it. With his tiny brain I'm sure he can't even comprehend whats annoying from what's not. 

I walked over to the couch and sat down as far away from Lance as possible which just happened to be a spot that was right by Shiro. It was a win win for me. I slouched over in my seat and closed my eyes. This is the first time I get to let my guard down all day and nothing could stop me from my dear relaxation. 

I felt myself getting ready to drift off to sleep but then I heard the familiar chuckling off a certain awful person. I shot my eyes open angrily and looked over at the Cuban boy who was having a laughing fit and looking at me. I scrunched up my face "What do you think your looking at?" I hissed. Lance continued laughing "I didn't mean to catch a little girl during that time of the month." he said wiping a tear from his eye. I scrunched up my face even more, "Why such a sour face Mullet?" he asked. "I was trying to look as bad as someone I know..." I mumbled. "What was that? I couldn't hear you." he said. 

I got up and walked over to him angrily, "Perhaps your ego is muffiling the sounds, I WAS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW" I shouted angrily. "Well, that's odd. I could've sworn you were trying to look like a mirror." he replied. "Why would I want to look like a mirror dumb ass?" I said sassily. "Because you want to look like the supreme Latino but your mullet is in the way." he said. I glared at him, "I'd punch you right now but that would-" "Then punch m Mullet. Or are you gonna be a gir-". 

I didn't bother to hesitate. I clenched my fist and slammed my fist into his jaw causing him to stumble back a few feet. He grabbed his jaw. I saw blood trailing down his hand and I crossed my arms, "Don't call me a girl, next time." I said. 

Lance looked up at me, "What are you gonna do about it if I do?" he asked. I thought for a moment, what should I do? I could make sure he grew out a mullet like me, or maybe have to say that I am a better fighter? No, something bigger. Much bigger. Like as big as a... "I'll cut off your dick." I said.

Lance gasped. He pointed at Shiro who I forgot was behind me. "Are you just gonna let him treat me like this?" he asked. I turned around and shot Shiro a glare like 'don't you dare say anything that says that I can't because I'll cut off your dick too'  yea. That kind of look.

Despite my obvious warning Shiro shrugged, "I don't know. But I'm sure that in a few years you guys will be just like brothers!" he suggested. Me and Lance looked at eachother and laughed. "Yea right." I scoffed. "Good one Shiro. Keith hates me!" Lance said laughing. 

I gave Lance a salty look, "I don't hate you.". "Yea you do Keith, it's obvious." Lance stated. I shook my head and raised my fist, "I'll punch you again.". Lance held his hands up in defeat. "Sorry, don't shoot the Sharpshooter." he said with a toothy grin. "I'm not going to shoot you I'm gonna punch you." I said with a soft smile. 

Shiro stood up and walked in between us, "Can you guys stop fighting for just a moment? You guys fight more then a married couple going through a divorce. We're gonna do some team bonding excersises and if you two still don't get along I'll bring out some special things." Shiro said. 

"Kinky!" I heard Pidge yell. "Shut the Hell up Pidge" I shouted. Lance rolled his eyes. "Oh shut it Lance". "Shut what? Your mouth? Cuz I'd gladly shut it for you." he said. "That's it!" I raised my hand to slap Lance but Shiro stepped in. "That's it I'm going to go have Allura make an announcement that we're gonna have a team bonding session this instant. And while I'm gone Keith go help Lance clean his face up.". I opened my mouth to oppose but Shiro pointed to the bathroom "go". 

I groaned and looked at Lance. Lance was staring at me with a dazed look in his eyes, "What are you staring at?" I snapped. Lance snapped out of whatever he was in and then he apologized a bunch. I rolled my eyes and grabbed his hand, "Then let's go."

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I hope ya'll enjoyed the first chapter and yea. I'm very excited and can't wait to write the book. I think this book is going to be my favorite so far so don't be surprised if this chapter comes up with like two more because right now I am in that writing MOOD ya know? ya know?

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