I Think I Love You || klance mpreg [ on hiatus ]

17

Keith Kogane

"Keith! Wake up!" I hear Lance scream from above me, I opened my eyes to see Lance above me with a face of pure panic. 

"What's wrong?" I asked slightly annoyed. "Guess what day it is?" he asked excitedly. "Uh...Tuesday?". Lance shook his head and smiled, "It is Wednesday my dude,". "Go back to sleep Lance" I grumbled. 

"No way. You seriously forgot?" he asked sounding slightly annoyed. 

"It's not your birthday is it?" I asked worridley. God if I forgot Lance's birthday I would die. "Jaji is 6 months!" he exclaimed happily. 

I smiled at the thought of my child's birthday. "What should we do to celebrate?" I asked. Lance's smile turned into a shit eating grin. "Find out the baby's gender".

"Nope, not happening." I said while rolling my eyes. I could see Lance's expression fall into sadness and almost felt bad for not letting him know the gender of the baby. But honestly I didn't even know the gender. I looked at my boyfriend and saw his sad face and sighed, 

"We can find out the gender." I replied. Lance's shit eating grin only increased as he he picked me up and spun me around. 

"Woah Lance! Put me the fuck down" I giggled. Lance's smile slowly faded into a confused look. 

"What's wrong?" I asked. Lance shook his head, "Nothing. We should pick out names though.". I rolled my eyes at his statement, "Lance they aren't due till three months from now". Lance gasped, "Three months will fly by!" the Cuban boy argued. 

I knew it wasn't worth arguing with Lance and I complied, "Sure. What do you want to name them if they're a girl?". 

"Maybe like Laith or Luna for a girl? And for a boy maybe Connor or Evan?"

I shook my head. "Not Connor or Evan for a boy. They'll get teased.". Lance tilted his head in confusion. "Like if we name them Conner or Evan then people will think we named them after Connor Murphy and Evan Hansen." I explained.  Lance rolled his eyes at my statement but continued on, "So what should we name them if they're a boy?".

"Maybe like Ashton or Mateo?". Lance nodded, "But not Ashton. It sounds like Ash tray," he paused, "Maybe like Asher?". I nodded, "Only if he has black hair though, or else it's weird as fuck". 

Lance smirked, "I bet 5 dollars that the baby is gonna look like you and grow a mullet". A grin spread onto my face, "10 dollars they'll look like you and still grow a mullet". Lance gasped, "No way, my fucking child is gonna grow a fucking mullet and look like me!"

"Yes, they fucking will."

"They fucking won't"

"Believe it because it's gonna happen"

Lance frowned. "I hope the kid is atleast is part Galra. That way they'll be tough". I rolled my eyes at his statement, "Let's go then." I stated.

time skip motherfuckers

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe 

I looked at the two paladin's who were awaiting their child's gender. Lucky for them I know the gender. But it's not what they'd expect. They'll probably think this is some of joke however it is not a joke. 

"Okay, the child's gender is..."

Keith looked up at me, "Is it a boy?". Lance shook his head, "It is a girl. I know it". "Nope, both of you are wrong-"

"What do you mean both wrong??? IS it a boy or a girl!" Keith yelled. 

I just shrugged, "The gender is indecisive. The child has both male and female reproductive systems and we can't tell the gender. So what I'm saying is the child is intersex" I concluded. I looked at the red and blue paladin who were awestruck. 

I was about to explain to them what to do wen my Earth tele-communication device. Also known as a phone.  I picked it up and saw it was from Allura. I looked out at Keith and Lance who still looked shocked,  "I have to go paladins! I wish you the best of luck!" I shouted while walking out the door. 

Keith Kogane

Shit. What the fuck are we gonna do?