Milla = normal
notes: (slanted in brackets)
Scarlett = bold
Once upon a time... a carrot called Tom went to work. He passed through the marketplace that was full of vibrant colours and other vegetables. When he got to work, he put on his green hat and his orange coat. He then went out to the field in which he farmed in everyday, in sun, in rain, in dark and in light. But today was different... today, he got... FIRED :O
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He tried to look for a new job for weeks. Yet he was unsuccessful until... he suddenly got lifted off the floor, by - A HUMAN... He was petrified and then his head, was EATEN. He died of blood loss in carrot hospital. His only child, a potato carried on the business of being rooted. (Jokes) She was called Theresa and she had an ant called Tina. but she had a secret...
She and her ant were gay LOVERS!!!! Which was illegal. One day, her secret came out... :o (gay jokes...) (ik) The tomato police arrived with their big butts and confined the gays in the cows anus. In other words, they put them right back in the closet (gay jokes...) The two were slowly digested... by the cow, who, by the way, hated gays. (Which was wrong.) However, the ant was actually extremely poisonous and as soon as she dies so did the cow, allowing Theresa the carrot to escape. Her life became ok because after the death of her ant lover, she met another ant who was called Tania, and they had a happy life together, until the tomato police found them and instead of confining them in another homophobic cows anus inside the closet, they killed Theresa in front of Tania. Tania escaped and found out she was pregnant with a half potato half ant baby.
She named the baby after its grandfather... Tom. An ant hunt started. They were chased down and soon Tiana died of exposure and her young child was raised by onions and soon fell in love with their leaders son and they lived gayly ever after
THE END
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Sooooooooooo that was the first chapter improvised by me and my friend
I hoped you enjoyed we will try and post weekly
p.s listen to Hamilton...
