BadassInStilettos: I hate Alec.
EternallyFabulous: Why?
BadassInStilettos: Because I asked him something and he won't tell me.
EternallyFabulous: I'll tell you, if you want to know that badly.
BadassInStilettos: You will?
A.Lightwood: No, he won't.
EternallyFabulous: Of course I will. Shut up, Alec.
A.Lightwood: Magnus, you really don't want to do this.
EternallyFabulous: How bad could it be?
A.Lightwood: Very.
BadassInStilettos: Shut up, both of you.
BadassInStilettos: Magnus, I'm asking.
EternallyFabulous: Go ahead.
BadassInStilettos: Who's the bottom? I have my suspicions, but you can never really be too sure.
EternallyFabulous: That's.....a very interesting question.
A.Lightwood: I TOLD you he wouldn't answer.
BadassInStilettos: How can you be sure he didn't tell me privately?
A.Lightwood: He wouldn't.
A.Lightwood: Magnus, please tell me you didn't tell her.
EternallyFabulous: The world may never know, darling.
A.Lightwood: Who cares if the world knows? I want to know.
EternallyFabulous: You are my world, Alexander.
A.Lightwood: Magnus!
BadassInStilettos: I'M CRYING
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: This is the most adorable thing I've ever witnessed.
WolfGirl: You two have literally managed to warm my dead, stone cold heart.
StarsWars4Life: That was so amazing, I had to screenshot it.
A.Lightwood: I hate you, mundane.
StarsWars4Life: FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, I'M A GODDAMN VAMP
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Jace, why can't we be more like these two?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I mean Alec and Magnus, not Alec and Simon.
NaturallyBlond: I figured.
NaturallyBlond: It was cute, but it's not my style.
StarsWars4Life: What is your style, anyway? Book Club?
NaturallyBlond: I'm going to ignore that, mundane.
NaturallyBlond: What's the big deal anyway?
BadassInStilettos: What's the big deal about what?
NaturallyBlond: Bunk beds.
BadassInStilettos: Excuse me?
NaturallyBlond: Bunk beds, Izzy. You know, those kinds of beds where one bed is pretty much floating over the other?
BadassInStilettos: I know what a bunk bed is, Jace. I'm not stupid.
NaturallyBlond: You kind of are.
BadassInStilettos: Need I remind you that I have a whip? Which I'm very good at controlling?
NaturallyBlond: Right. Sorry.
NaturallyBlond: You know, it's actually not fair.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: What's not fair?
NaturallyBlond: It's like everyone has a bunk bed these days, and they automatically expect you to have one too.
WolfGirl: What the hell is he rambling about?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I like to think I understand how his mind works, but I'm lost at moment.
A.Lightwood: Don't even. I've shared a soul with him for years and I still don't know how he thinks.
EternallyFabulous: He was always stupid to me.
NaturallyBlond: Oh, stop it.
NaturallyBlond: The other day, Raj asked Clary and I who was on top.
NaturallyBlond: I have no idea what was so funny about it. He didn't give me a chance to answer either, he just walked away.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Jace!
NaturallyBlond: What?
NaturallyBlond: I'm just saying that it's not fair that everyone has a bunk bed.
NaturallyBlond: Raj obviously expected us to have one, and now Alec and Magnus have one too.
NaturallyBlond: I know Magnus is a warlock, but still.
BadassInStilettos: Jace, I don't think that's what Raj meant....
NaturallyBlond: Izzy, what else could he possibly be talking about?
NaturallyBlond: Why are people so obsessed with being top or bottom, anyway?
NaturallyBlond: I'd honestly just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild:
A.Lightwood:
EternallyFabulous:
WolfGirl:
StarsWars4Life: I'm gonna tell him.
BadassInStilettos: Don't you dare.
[A/N:]
I HAD TO
I suddenly remembered that scene from Frozen and I was already planning the bunk bed thing and I. COULD. NOT. RESIST.
Also, Simon's "I'M A VAMPIRE!" finally made a comeback.😂
Oh yeah, I'm actually kinda happy that I managed to get three parts up today. Just sayin'
Maybe some votes would be nice? (I swear I'll stop asking that soon.)
Remember, requests are always open.
Peace,
Dana.
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