Lisa: *cooks their dinner*
Jisoo: Hey! Make sure to not burn the kitchen! Or house!
Lisa: *glares* Of course.
Jennie: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Lisa: Of course!
Jennie: Want me to help you?
Lisa: Nope. Just wait in the living room. All of you will definitely get surprised when you'll taste my food. *smiles confidently*
Jennie: *looks at her unsurely* O-kay. *walks out*
Dinner tiiiiiiiime
Lisa: Ta-daaaaa!! *puts the food on the table*
Jennie: Doesn't look bad.
Rosé: I wonder if it'll taste delicious.
Jisoo: I bet it'll taste bad.
Lisa: *confident af* We'll see about that.
Jennie: *tastes the food first*
Lisa: *watches them intently*
Jennie: *runs to the bathroom and pukes*
Lisa:
Jisoo: OH MY GOSH!!! JENNIE IS PREGNANT!!!!!! SHE IS PREGNAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!! LISA IMPREGNATED JENNIE!!!!!! WAAAAHHH--
Rosé: *smacks her head* She is not pregnant! *glares*
Jennie: *fixes herself and comes back* It tastes really, really bad Lis.
Lisa:
Jisoo: Oh so you're not pregnant?
Jennie: *glares* I never fucked a guy.
Rosé: *shakes head*
Lisa: *pouts* From 1-10, how bad was it?
Jennie: 20.
Lisa: *cries*
Jennie: *walks to her* Stop crying. I'll just eat you instead.
Lisa: *grins* Okay.
Jisoo: How about us?!
Lisa: Eat the food I made or you and Chaeyoung eat each other. *winks and pulls Jennie to her room*
Chaesoo:
Rosé: I'd rather eat you than Lisa's food.
Jisoo: Same.
NOW THEY'RE ALL EVEN!!!!!!
