Lisa: H-hey guys.
Jennie: Where on earth have you been?!
Lisa: Ah from YG.
Jisoo: What did you do there?
Lisa: I wanna quit.
Chaesoo: *eyes widen*
Jennie:
Jisoo: Q-quit what?
Lisa: Being a member of Blackpink. I decided to leave and pursue my dream job, a photographer.
Jennie: *in a low tone* Are you fucking kidding me?
Lisa: *lowers her head* I'm so sorry for not letting you guys know--
Rosé: *cries hard and hugs Lisa tightly* Please don't leave!
Jisoo: *sad* Don't leave Lisa.
Jennie: *tears fall* You promised that you'll stay by my side forever.
Lisa: I am sorry--
Jennie: Your sorries won't fucking change things Lisa.
Jisoo: *hugs Lisa* Don't leave us. Chaeyoung doesn't want to be the maknae.
Rosé: There is no Blackpink without you Lisa.
Jennie: *walks away*
Lisa: *bursts into laughter* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP IT ANYMORE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *holds her tummy*
Jennie: *turns around with a frown on her face*
Chaesoo: *jaws drop*
Lisa: I-I was just pranking you guys. Of course I won't leave this group! I--
Jennie: *smacks Lisa with their lightstick* You fucking bastard! You just broke my heart a few minutes ago!
Lisa: Ow! *holds her head while pouting*
Rosé: So you'll stay?
Lisa: Hahahahaha! Yeah of course! Like what you said, there's no Blackpink without me! *flashes a cocky smile*
Jisoo: Fuck you Lis! I almost cried! *smacks Lisa's shoulder*
Jennie: *facepalms*
Lisa: *hugs Jennie* Hey, I'm sorry already.
Jennie: Don't joke like that. It scares me you idiot.
Lisa: I know, I know. I'm sorry babe.
Jisoo: Then where did you go?
Jennie: *pushes Lisa* Yeah, where did you go?
Lisa: I heard the sound of ice cream earlier so I went out to buy.
Rosé: And you didn't buy some for us?!
Lisa: Sorry. The van almost left, I forgot about you guys. *peace*
Jennie: *facepalms*
Jisoo: Bitch. *grabs the lightstick from Jennie and smacks Lisa's head with it*
Lisa: OW!!
Jisoo: *gives the lightstick back to Jennie* Serves you right. Let's go Pasta. *pulls Rosé outside*
Jennie: You deserve a punishment from what you did.
Lisa: W-what punishment?
Later
Lisa: *handcuffed above her head* Oh come on! You're just gonna leave me when I was so close?!
Jennie: That's what you call a punishment baby. *winks while she licks her fingers and leaves the room*
Lisa: JENNIE!!!!!!!
