Jisoo: Do you know what is my favorite ship?
Lisa: Jenlisa?
Jisoo: Nope. Taennie!!!! *squeals*
Lisa: *frowns* What the fuck is Taennie?
Jisoo: Taehyung and Jennie.
Lisa: Who the fuck is Taehyung?!
Jisoo: The guy who has a deep voice. A member of BTS.
Lisa: *annoyed* The guy you've hosted with last time?
Jisoo: Yup! I ship them both!
Lisa: What the fuck unnie? Why would you ship her with that fucking ugly fat ass? (No hate, I love him so much)
Jisoo: First of all, he's not ugly. In fact he's handsome. Second, he's not fat. Everyone can see that. Third, both of them use Gucci all the time. Fourth, they're cute together. Fifth, they both got this sexy and intimidating aura onstage. Sixth, they--
Lisa: Okay enough. I don't wanna hear things about that shit face and Jennie again. *storms out*
Rosé: What happened to her?
Jisoo: I told her that I ship Jennie and Taehyung.
Rosé: Why the hell would you say that?
Jisoo: I'm bored and I just wanna prank her.
Rosé: *rolls eyes* You just hurt her unnie.
Jisoo: Oh. Jennie will cheer her up anyway. *hugs Rosé*
Meanwhile
Lisa: *plays with Leo's paws on her bed* Who fits with Jennie better? Me or that Taehyung?
Leo: meow *Taehyung*
Lisa: *sighs* If only I can understand what you just said.
Jennie: *barges in* Hey baby. *glares at Leo*
Leo: *glares back and sticks his tongue out*
Lisa: Oh hey.
Jennie: *walks closer to Lisa* Are you okay? You sound like someone died.
Lisa: Yeah I'm okay.
Jennie: *sits beside Lisa and throws Leo down the bed*
Leo: MEOW!
Lisa: *eyes widen* Why did you do that?
Jennie: I know you have a problem. Tell me.
Lisa: No I don't.
Jennie: So you're just gonna lie over and over?
Lisa: I really don't.
Jennie: *rolls eyes* It's obvious. You're gonna tell me what's the problem now or I'm gonna kill Leo?
Lisa: *looks at Jennie with wide eyes* Don't do that!
Jennie: I will if you don't tell me now.
Lisa: *sighs and starts telling her problem*
Jennie: So the reason why you're being depressed here is because Jisoo ships me and that Taehyung?
Lisa: Yes.
Jennie: Don't be affected you idiot. There are a lot of different shippers out there. Even if they ship you or me with someone else, it's hopeless, because you're mine.
Lisa:
Jennie: Remember the Chaelisa shipper who kept chanting 'Chaelisa is real'? I told her that Chaelisa ain't real and now she stopped.
Lisa: Y-you really said that?
Jennie: Yeah. I guess that already gave her a clue that Jenlisa is really real.
Lisa: Wow.
Jennie: Yeah. Now get your ass off your bed, we're going shopping.
