Pick up lines

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Lisa: Hey Jennie unnie!

Jennie: What?

Lisa: Four plus four equals eight. But you and me equals fate. *smiles broadly*

Jennie: *rolls eyes and continues reading a book*

Chaesoo: Lame!

Lisa: *pokes Jennie* Jennie unnie!

Jennie: What?!

Lisa: Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I would choose you! *smiles wider*

Jennie: Whatever. *continues to read again*

Jisoo: Okay? That sucks.

Rosé: Yeah ikr.

Lisa: Jennie unnie! *pokes Jennie's arm*

Jennie: Damn it Lisa! What?!

Lisa: Are you a magician?

Jennie: The fuck of course not!

Lisa: Because whenever I look at you, everyone disappears. *grins*

Jennie: *gives her a bored look and continues reading*

Jisoo: Jennie's reaction tho wahahaha anyway that was also lame. Tell a better pick up line if you want her flattered.

Rosé: True.

Lisa: Jennie unnie!

Jennie: For fuck's sake, I can't concentrate in this book because you kept bothering me. What the fuck do you want?!

Lisa: I thought happiness starts with H?

Jennie: Uh yeah?

Lisa: But why does mine start with U?

Jennie: *blushes and faced her book*

Jisoo: That was sweet. But still lame ri--

Jennie: Lisa. *smirks at Lisa*

Lisa: *sweats, thinking Jennie would probably punch her* Y-yes?

Jennie: When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

ChuLiChaeng: *jaws drop*

Jennie: *gives Lisa a seductive stare while still smirking* I'm like a firefighter. I find you hot and leave you wet.

Lisoo: *jaws still open*

Rosé: Shit. Jennie unnie you're nasty, I don't wanna witness what'll happen next--

Jennie: Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue. Which do you prefer? My room or your room? *kisses Lisa in a swift move*

Jisoo: Okay. Rosé, wanna get some snacks outside? *doesn't wait for Rosé's answer and pulls her*

Meanwhile...

Jisoo: Are they still on the couch?

Rosé: Nah, coast is clear. *enters the house with Jisoo*

Chaesoo: *passes by Jennie's room*

(Jennie: Ready for round 3?)

(Lisa: *panting* Y-yes. Just do whatever you want to me mommy.)

(Jennie: As you wish baby.)

Chaesoo: *hears bangs and loud moans and they looked at each other*

Rosé: Wow, Jennie is dominant this--

Jisoo: Shut up. *pulls Rosé, going out to the convenient store again*

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