Taijiya: Hello there everyone, welcome to the Omake Cafe~! This is where I, along with the characters from the story, will alert you of updates and/or announcements in a fun and awesome way~!!! Oh! AND we also take requests and questions for the character's of the series (the characters from Black Butler and Malinda), Me (the author), and you (as in Alan Ravenwood, not you you sillies~!).
Isn't that so cool Malinda!?
Malinda: Of course Sire.
Taijiya: Dang it Malinda I am a girl~
Malinda: But of course~ *chuckles at me*
Taijiya: Ugh... Malinda some days you can just be so annoying. Remind me why I created you again?
Malinda: Because without me you would be bored.
Taijiya: Oh yeah... we would be bored wouldn't we Alan?
Alan: Uh... what am I doing here? I mean aren't I her *points at you who is reading this*
Taijiya: Well, kinda. You ARE the reader but since you are Alan Ravenwood, you are here as Alan and not reader-chan... or something like that...
Alan: Oh um, okay... Now why?
Malinda: I believe it is so you can talk here and the reader can ask questions about you.
Alan: Oh, I see. I don't care as long as it's not boring~!
Malinda: Well seeing as how Taijiya said that it this would be done in a 'fun' way, I would assume not. *smirks at Alan's forgetfulness*
Taijiya: There it is!!! Argh! *points at Malinda*
Alan: That annoying smirk of hers! I can't stand it!
Taijiya: I know right!?
Alan: Why did you even make her!?
Malinda: Because without me the both of you would be bored... do you not remember that fact? *smirks even more*
Taijiya & Alan: Oh... right. *sweat drops*
Alan: She is annoying, but being bored would be horrible!
Taijiya: Yeah, being bored would be so much more annoying then that... smirk of hers.
Alan: Definitely. *nods head in agreement*
Malinda: Glad you two are finally seeing the truth. *smirk grows even more*
Alan: Argh! I don't want to see it! *covers eyes with hands* Stop it with all the smirking!!!
Taijiya: *removes hands from my eyes slowly peeking out to make sure it's safe* Oh yeah, about that. Time for the first question!
Alan: *removes hand from eyes* Really? But no one asked yet.
Taijiya: Oh this was from one of my friends in real life! *holds out hands and a letter appears in my hands from seemingly nowhere*
Alan: Ooooh I can't wait to see it!!! *looks over my shoulder*
Taijiya: ... *sweatdrops* Uh... Malinda...
Malinda: Here you are, Sire. *hands you a letter opener*
Taijiya: Thanks! *opens letter* And my friends asks- Why was there so much smirking in the previous chapter?
Huh, was there really that much smirking?
Alan: I wonder...
Taijiya: Didn't you smirk once too Alan?
Alan: *shrugs* I have absolutely no clue.

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Truth and Lies... So who am I?
Fiksi PenggemarA Black Butler reader insert. "Truth and Lies... so... who AM I?" That's the question... You are Alan Ravenwood, but your not. Your are truthfully (f/n) (l/n)... you think. Discover the truth, avoid falling for lies. Tell lies of your own and fall i...