Coffee anyone?

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Evan: (On computer) Oh, I see we have a new dare! Let's see... (Reads it) I see. KooperReadz wants Lighting to drink 100 cups of Death Wish Coffee... oh boy, that should be interesting.

Lightning: (In the kitchen) *sipping his tea* So... what should we do today Jib?

Jib: *Sipping tea too* I dunno... this book has been rather slow lately...

Lightning: *Nods*

Evan: *Having gathered everyone before paw* Did you say you wanted this book to speed up?

Lightning and Jib: *Nods*

Evan: *Holds out a cup* Grass, tie him down *evil smile*

Grass: *Does so*

Lighting: *Confused* Uhhh...

Evan: Hope you are thirsty; you will be drinking 100 cups of this

Lightning: *About to argue, but was soon forced to drink the coffee*

8 hours later

Lightning: *sitting silently, still*

Evan: *having placed a hampster wheel in front of him in such a way he would run right on to it* Grass, release the vines

Grass: *Standing behind a glass wall with everyone else* *does so*

Lightning: *A giant blur as he ran on the wheel, running so fast that he made the wheel move at speeds faster than light, screaming for a good while*

Evan: *watches as every electrical item is hyper-charged, lines of batteries instantly being filled* Well then... we are going to need more batteries...

Jib: *connects the wheel to a city generator* done

Evan: *Nods as every light in the city was just about as bright as the sun*

Lightning: *Still running and screaming, running faster*

Evan: *Calmly* Everyone, to the bunker

Everyone: *goes* *hears an explosion as the door closes*

30 days later

Evan: Okay everyone; I think that everything is okay. *steps outside and instantly turns into a giant fluffy marshmallow* Okay. Sapphire, you stay inside.

Sapphire: *in a pool in the bunker, not giving a care in the world*

Evan:.... never mind

Lightnings voice from... somewhere: someonegiveuasanewdareIneedthedaretoburnoffallofthisenergysomeonepleasesendusanewdareIneeditnowsomeonepleasesendusanewdareweneedthedarenowhurryandsendusone

sorryabouttheauthorofthisbooknotworkingonitveryoftenbuttheauthorhasbeensuperbusywithhisculinaryschoolIwillseeyoueveryonelater!

Till next time,

Peace out mi Pokemans!


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