Evan: (On computer) Oh, I see we have a new dare! Let's see... (Reads it) I see. KooperReadz wants Lighting to drink 100 cups of Death Wish Coffee... oh boy, that should be interesting.
Lightning: (In the kitchen) *sipping his tea* So... what should we do today Jib?
Jib: *Sipping tea too* I dunno... this book has been rather slow lately...
Lightning: *Nods*
Evan: *Having gathered everyone before paw* Did you say you wanted this book to speed up?
Lightning and Jib: *Nods*
Evan: *Holds out a cup* Grass, tie him down *evil smile*
Grass: *Does so*
Lighting: *Confused* Uhhh...
Evan: Hope you are thirsty; you will be drinking 100 cups of this
Lightning: *About to argue, but was soon forced to drink the coffee*
8 hours later
Lightning: *sitting silently, still*
Evan: *having placed a hampster wheel in front of him in such a way he would run right on to it* Grass, release the vines
Grass: *Standing behind a glass wall with everyone else* *does so*
Lightning: *A giant blur as he ran on the wheel, running so fast that he made the wheel move at speeds faster than light, screaming for a good while*
Evan: *watches as every electrical item is hyper-charged, lines of batteries instantly being filled* Well then... we are going to need more batteries...
Jib: *connects the wheel to a city generator* done
Evan: *Nods as every light in the city was just about as bright as the sun*
Lightning: *Still running and screaming, running faster*
Evan: *Calmly* Everyone, to the bunker
Everyone: *goes* *hears an explosion as the door closes*
30 days later
Evan: Okay everyone; I think that everything is okay. *steps outside and instantly turns into a giant fluffy marshmallow* Okay. Sapphire, you stay inside.
Sapphire: *in a pool in the bunker, not giving a care in the world*
Evan:.... never mind
Lightnings voice from... somewhere: someonegiveuasanewdareIneedthedaretoburnoffallofthisenergysomeonepleasesendusanewdareIneeditnowsomeonepleasesendusanewdareweneedthedarenowhurryandsendusone
sorryabouttheauthorofthisbooknotworkingonitveryoftenbuttheauthorhasbeensuperbusywithhisculinaryschoolIwillseeyoueveryonelater!
Till next time,
Peace out mi Pokemans!
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Ask or Dare, Eeveelution style!
Hayran KurguA book dedicated to the eeveelutions answering questions and doing dares from the people! All one has to do is put forth a question for a character(s) and or dare: they will answer or do it!
