Dare - #66

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Elle: jakeblack25 insists on doing the 'cheat on Percy with a Cabin 11 camper' dare.

Annabeth: What?

Elle: *taps her chin and frowns* I suppose neither of you want the dare to be purposely done?

Percy and Annabeth: *shake their heads*

Elle: You could always get a love potion or something.

Percy and Annabeth: *glance at each other*

Elle: Dite!

Aphrodite: *appears beside her* Yes, Elle? Do you need something?

Elle: Can we get a love potion, please?

Aphrodite: Why, certainly! *summons one and hands it to Elle*

Elle: Thanks!

Aphrodite: Well, ta-ta! I have manicure appointment and I still haven't chosen what to wear for it. Floral dress or sparkly dress?

Annabeth: Floral.

Aphrodite: Sparkly it is. *disappears*

Annabeth: *sighs*

*later*

Percy: *pours the love potion into two glasses* You okay?

Annabeth: Fuck no.

Percy: Okay, good. *gives the glasses to Annabeth* Drink up.

Annabeth: *walks over to a Hermes camper and drinks soda* Hey, Patrick!

Patrick: Hey there. *smiles*

Annabeth: *shoves the glass into his hands* Drink it.

Patrick: Wha-

Annabeth: Do it. Now.

Patrick: Okay, okay! Geez, lady!

Annabeth and Patrick: *sip from the glasses, look, at each other with wide eyes, and start kissing*

*meanwhile in Olympus*

Artemis: *watching Annabeth and Patrick kiss* Athena! Hermes! You gotta see this!

Athena and Hermes: *walk over to Artemis near the one-way Iris message*

Athena: *yawns and rubbing her eyes tiredly* What am I supposed to be looking at?

Hermes: *chokes on his spit* Oh, come on!

Athena: *takes a long look at the Iris message and pushes Hermes and Artemis out of the way* WHAT THE - THIS IS NOT PERCABETH!

Artemis: *runs to the side of Aphrodite's throne and pulls an alarm lever named Percabeth Emergency*

Gods: *hear the alarm siren*

Apollo: *bursts out of his room* WHAT HAPPENED?!

Zeus: GAH!

Demeter: NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE!

*back at Camp Half-Blood*

Piper, Katie, and Clarisse: *pass by*

Katie: *sees Annabeth kissing Patrick* Since when did Percy dye his hair blonde?

Piper and Clarisse: He never did - wait, what?!

Katie: *points at them*

Piper: *jaw drops* THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!

Katie: Like confronting Annabeth, Percy, or Patrick?

Clarisse: This. *walks towards them and punches Patrick*

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