After the situation at prom, things were not the same for Demooma. Her one true love, Luke, was crushed by a bus that calum was driving and was left in hospital suffering major deformities and ashton and michael didn't want to look at her after she had lied about her true feelings. Calum, her family, her last ray of hope, wasn't very happy because he was a secret homosexual and was actually in love with all three of his band-mates, so when he found out they all loved his sister, his weird, scaly, rectangular sister, he wasn't best pleaased.
Calum called demoola on the phone and she answered really quickly bc she has like 2 friends and a lot of spare time. Also all her boyfriends were either dying or mad at her so yeah.
"Hi Cally wally wooky pooky bum bum tum tum rumble bumble baby boo" answered demada
"Fuck off domoda" replied Cally wally wooky pooky bum bum tum tum rumble bumble baby boo.
"is it about my lukey pukey" asked Big D (she liked to be called that because the boys found demolazolaravioloi hard to pronounce)
"Kind of. I just think you should stay away from us. You've caused so much trouble and you're getting in the way of everything." Said Cally wally wooky pooky bum bum tum tum rumble bumble baby boo.
Big D didn't know what to say. She felt heartbroken. What would she do without her men? Surely, she'd die. Which her friends Nicola and Kayleigh would have been totally okay with but then, for the first time in her life she had an idea. She hit the group chat up.
To my sexy friends Nicola and Kayleigh I have a fucking sexy ass idea. Meet under the tour bus in 10 mins. -Demelalalaa
Fuck Off – Nicola and kayleigh
Despite what they said before nicola and kayeigh found themselves underneath the bus with Big D. Big D was crying at the memory or Lukes Private parts being crushed by the buses wheel. It was okay though, he had a spare.
"OKay girls, Cally wally wooky pooky bum bum tum tum rumble bumble baby boo has told me I'm not allowed to see the boys again but I can't have that. I need attention. I might die if I don't get any." Nicola and Kayleigh nodded whilst Nicola's phone kept blowing up with notifications from all the boys that fancied her. All of a sudden Kayleighs phone rang and she looked weirder than she normally does because 1) she has and ipod not a phone and 2) no one would ever want to call her. She put her phone on speaker bc nicola and demida were nosey bitches.
"Hi is that kayleigh hemmings?" A man who sounded like Obama said over the phone. Kayleigh is lukes siste, even though he doesn't like to admit it.
"Yeah it is Barack, why are you wanting to come over later for round 2?" She giggled suggestively, but her giggle sounded like a rhino choking on a shit covered stick so she stopped.
"No its about your brother luke. He has woken up and his first penis has regrown, it's a miracle for all man-kind. Especially me, Barack Obama, was very happy to hear about this."
"okay" said Kayleigh and she put down the phone. Big D looked a bit happy when she found out luke wasn't dead.
"Girls I know what we have to do. We have to dress up as one direction and stalk my brother and his bandmates in order to get back my boyfriend." Big D said, but when she looked up Nicola and kayleigh were gone and standing in front of her was Harry Styles and Niall Horan.
"Lets go get your mans dick back" said Harry and they all went to B&Q to pick up some stalking gear.
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When the Girls Stalk Boys
SpiritualAfter a prom fiasco where Calums little sister Big D broke Ashton and Michaels hearts and Calum ran over Luke whilst he cried under the tour bus where he and Big D used to freguently get frisky, Calum tries to ban his sister from seeing him and his...
