The race was on and everyone was feeling the pressure. Calum was fast to get on the tour bus and start driving, luckily this time it was only michael he ran over. Demigod was feeling hot, sweaty, and confused. "Guys, how are we supposed to get luke if tehy have a tour bus and we have asthma?" she asked. Kayleigh, being the lazy shit she is was about to suggest everyone got on Nicolas back and just rode her, but of course being nicola, nicola had a better idea. "look bitches, idk if you know this but i own a business around the corner of the hospital, i sell vagina and custard creams and i have a delivery truck we can use." said the sexy blonde. Kayleighh and damold were offened that they had never been offered a job by nicola before but they got over it and stepped into nicolas jazzy bus.
They were like the scooby doo crew but funkier and yeah it was good. They drove to Milwaukee because luke used to always say that if he ever turned into a farting butterfly thats where he would go. DEmuld started thinking as sshe sat in the boot of the vehicle aabout all of her times with luke. She reminissed about the way his winky would dance for her and how he used to take her on dates to the std clinic, she missed the way he'd cough on her without covering his mouth and she wished she could cut off his head, put it in a box and just carry it around with her. She knew it had been two years since he was put into the coma but it was only now that he was out of it that she truly started the miss the australian guy she occasionally shagged.
"Go faster Nicola" said duluma which reminded her of something she used to say to luke.
"are you mad, if we go any faster we just might break the speed of light." nicola said but delmza was filled with a sudden despiration to see luke and she just couldnt wait any longer, also kayleigh had chlamydia so suck on that, oh wait she already did, fucking whore.
"i said go faster nicola or i swear to edmonds i will slit your throat" said delomiz and quite frankly nicola didnt want her throat to be slit so was like okay yeah ill go faster whatever and so she did.
The speed was intense and kayleigh started to feel a bit car sick and had to hold on to her plushy toy obama doll for comfort, delozi just hoped that if kayleigh was sick it wouldnt be chunky bc she doesnt fuck with that
"Zoooooom zooooom" saaid the car bc it was going quite fast and nciola felt like owen wilson from the famous movie franchise 'cars'
just as they felt like they might succeed the car crashed to a halt and a bang ba bang bang bang was heard. The gals rushed out of the car to see what happened. there they saw, lying unconsious on the floor wwas lukes body. and his penis was crushed once more.
"oh shit" said delosma
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SpiritualAfter a prom fiasco where Calums little sister Big D broke Ashton and Michaels hearts and Calum ran over Luke whilst he cried under the tour bus where he and Big D used to freguently get frisky, Calum tries to ban his sister from seeing him and his...
