When the Girls Stalk Boys

50 shades of louis walsh

The girls now dressed as Harry, Niall and Liam walked into B&Q. It was Scotland so no one gave a shit about them and left them to their own business. What once looked like an ugly girl called kayleigh now held the appearance of the irish wanker from that 1 boyband. "Hey damidoda, i'll show you were the rope is, this is where i get all my bondage supplies." said the Niall imposter. "Hey, shut you sloppy mouth, dick-wad. I'm Liam now." explained dandelion. Nicola looked unimpressed, she was a classy lady who got her bondage supplies from Harrods. 

"Do you think we'll need a lamp shade?" asked demilo. Harry (nicola) nodded bc they were on sale and who doesn't love a cheeky bargain. She also bought some doorknobs in case they were in need of any emergency butt-plugs because you just never know. 

Just as they were about to leave B&Q and nicola was about to get in with the really fit guy that works there who must be a part of the lgbt+ community bc nicola looked like harry styles right now in case you forgot, KAyleighs phone began ringing again. Like wtf why does everyone want to talk to her. its messed up. 

"HEllo Kaylog its me, Jacky chan, i just want to say Luke is really good in bed and is also leaving the hospital. LIve long and prosper." said Obama.

The girls all looked at each other for a minute, bc they all looked really fit right now. Then they al got in a car and forgot none of them knows how to drive but bc nicola is so smart she learns to and then they drive to the hospital.

"Hey nicola put some music on. WE all know you hve the bst music taste ever." said demdog. SHe was right, Nicola is pretty great. NIcola decide to put on some jedward bc who doesnt love a juicy bop. 

Finally when they arrived at the hospital they saw all the boys. ANd THEY WERE KIDNAPPING LUKE. DUN DUN DUN. obviously, being an anti-kidnap feminist queen demomola was like nah im not having any of this and decided to step in and so she got out the rope she stole rom B&Q And remembered all the cowboy skills she learned from her summer fling with a guy called dathan nudley who had a lasso sculpted by the gods and a heart made of chorizo. SHe swung the rope and aimed For lukes peachy bottom and threw praying that she'd be able to have sex with him tonight. SHe gets him but then wings sprout out of his back and he starts farting rainbows as he flies into the air. 

Demdeloza, Kayleigh and Nicola look over at the other less important members of 5sos and they all know this is war. LIke 2 dogs in a park only one of these groups can fetch Lukes BAlls.