Look, I didn't want to be a criminal. Thinking about it, I guess no one ever does. I mean, sure, there are upsides but, honestly, if you're delusional enough, everything has an upside. The one thing I don't regret is meeting Kaia.
But mostly, it's a lot of stress and anxiety and running away.
You want my advice? Don't do it.
I've been going insane going through everything that got me here, everything I could've done different, everything that I should've done different that would have got me anywhere but the 'most-wanted list.'
They say that when things go wrong, you can usually pin it down to one decision in your life where everything changed. For me, there were several bad choices. It started with a a drunken decision, which led to an art theft, which led to... well... this.
So, here's my story. Here's how everything snowballed into whatever mess I'm in now. And here are the choices that I should have made- all set out in steps for your convenience. And here's how I went against all of these steps and ended up here.
Course, it's too late for me.
But not for you.
I figured that if I can't change what I've done, maybe you could learn from my mistakes so that you don't have to make them.
I'm Elijah. At 17, I became the world's most wanted criminal.
And this is how you don't do the same.
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Elijah's Guide to Not Becoming a Criminal
Fiksi Remaja❝I'm Elijah. At 17, I became the world's most wanted criminal. And this is how you don't do the same. ❞ Elijah's week starts out like any other. He paints. He goes to school. He hangs out with his best friend, Mason. And repeat. But then Kaia Newt...
