In the end, Zhou Lei didn't move from that spot, and Zhou Zhenya pushed the curtain aside.
Tada! There it was, an egg! It was a beautiful, delicious, appetizing... gross-looking, dirty as heck...
As Zhou Lei looked, he saw the egg and without hesitation, plunged towards it without regards to his sister who was in front of him.
"Ah!" Zhou Zhenya didn't expect her brother to push her aside so... unexpectedly. She pushed her aside unexpectedly, that's why she didn't expect it, because she pushed her aside unexpectedly...
Anyway...
Zhou Zhenya watched as her frenzied brother grab the egg on the floor.
The egg's surface looked good, but the underside of it was wet, not with oil, but with the dirty water. There were also the rat droppings and the dust previously mentioned.
Despite this... he... took a bite!
"F**k!" Zhou Zhenya couldn't help but curse seeing her brother act so weirdly, from the sudden cooking of egg to eating it when it was just on the floor.
Suddenly, she felt a sweet taste rising up from her throat. She quickly stood up and ran towards the bathroom with her palm on her mouth. She was going to puke!
In truth, Zhou Lei was also very hesitant on whether to eat this egg or not. But that was before he took a bite. Now, he made up his mind.
The egg tasted very... bad. It's no surprise. The fact that it specifically fell onto a small puddle that was filled with dust, dirt, rat droppings, oil, mosquito larvae, among other stuff, it was clear that he was not fated to eat this dish. And yet here he was, taking a bite anyway!
He was now regretting the fact that he even picked it up, not to mention took a bite and tasted it!
Suddenly, he felt a sweet taste rising up from her throat. He quickly stood up and ran towards the bathroom with his palm on his mouth. He was going to puke! Wait, this paragraph seems familiar...
Oh, that's right!
Zhou Zhenya was still inside the bathroom when her brother arrived at the door. Her brother could clearly hear the puking sounds made by her.
"Blegh!"
Zhou Lei was about to speak, but then the vomit had already arrived in his mouth, causing him to shut his mouth completely. Without using words, he repeatedly knocked on the door fiercely.
Feeling fine, Zhou Zhenya turned to open the door to the annoying person who was smashing the door. 'Sheesh, can't you speak or something?'
As she unlocked it, a person pushed her aside and hurriedly went to the sink. From there, a mostly white substance came out of the person's mouth.
Seeing this, Zhou Zhenya felt the urge to puke again... and so she did.
.....
"Hah... hah..."
The siblings were panting heavily inside of the bathroom. They were also sweating all over their body. The bathroom was in a closed space and there was no exhaust, hence the bathroom was very hot.
Zhou Xiang walked to the bathroom with the intention of brushing her teeth. Her toothbrush was located near the sink.
As she opened the unlocked the door, she saw her two children in the middle of taking their clothes off. They were very wet.
The two were also wheezing, with a white substance spread on the floor, in little drops.
"What the f**k?!"
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The Buggiest System
HumorZhou Lei, an oppressed high school boy, obtains a system that could upgrade anything related to him, from his intelligence, to his mom's intelligence! There was only one catch-the system was buggy as hell! Continued in The Buggiest System Vol. 2!