This Is War

Shhh... Tell and it's goodnight.

Pov Dipper

It was the middle of the night and everyone was asleep. I was dressed nicely because I had some business to do.

A white dress shirt, black vest with a red tie, black dress pants and black fingerless leather gloves. My sleeves were messily rolled up while I looked in the mirror.

"Time to pay a visit." I smiled.

I grabbed my black bag, my knife and gun that I stole from Ford. This was a special knife, I can't use some regular knife to threaten a unicorn. That's boring.

It's a ritual dagger used for killing unicorns. It has these special proteins that can harm a unicorn badly. Since unicorns can regrow there limbs and heal quickly this would stop it.

One cut and the unicorn can't heal itself, until the next soul moon. That doesn't come until years from now.

I still need to blow off some steam from earlier. I'm still confused about what I saw. My emotions just want to fuck with me.

I slowly walked out of the shack and raced to the woods. There's another way to summon a unicorn and it's all in the bag. I've figured out another way because my vocie is not as deep.

Everything was so pink and bright, I wanted to bleach my eyes out. It was just like Mabel land, I don't want to go back to that again. Too much bitchy characters, so much...

When I found the spot I saw these floating spirits. They started to glow and shaped shifted into something that made me angry.

"Toying with my emotions eh?" I said.
"Pinetree don't be silly."
"I always have a back up plan." I said.
"Pinetree?"

I threw these smoke bomb type things under the spirit. It slowly started to scream and beg for help. I smiled as it died in front of me and it left it's little heart. So cute. I picked it up and placed it in the many beakers I have in my bag.

"I might need you later." I smiled.
"Now, let's get this started." I said.

There were three mushrooms on the ground. I made a triangle and then a star in the middle. I made five dots on each side of the Star.

"Let these magical creatures place open." I said.

The ground started to shake and I see a mossy stone walls. The door opened and I walked inside. I see three unicorns when I walk in and they were all wake.

"Another human, great." A pink one said.
"Who's the mythic bitch here?" I asked.
"Take off your shoes when you come in here." I found it.
"You must the mythic bitch named Celestabellebethabelle." I said pointing at the one with the rainbow mane.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!" Celestabellebethabelle yelled.
"Damn your voice is already annoying me." I said.
"What do you want human?" A blue one asked me.
"I just want a simple thing and you can guess." I said.
"You're not pure hearted." Celestabellebethabelle said.
"Not that bullshit please, Mabel went crazy for that." I said.
"That other human is your sister? I feel bad for you." The pink on said.
"Thank you." I said.
"She's something alright." The blue on said.
"GUYS! " Celestabellebethabelle groaned.
"I'm asking nicely for just some of your hair." I said.
"No, I'm not giving you any of my hair. Your sister already took enough of my hair, why should I give you more?" Celestabellebethabelle said.
"I'm being nice." I said.
"I don't care, now leave." Celestabellebethabelle said.