This Is War

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Pov Dipper

This is the second week and we've finally decided on the unicorn place to summon the portals.

Today we're going in the woods of Gravity falls to gather all the things we need. I asked Bill to do me the smallest favor. I asked him to grab a black bag under my bed.

"Here Pinetree, but what's in the bag." Bill asked.
"You'll see." I smiled.

I went into the bathroom to changed into my outfit that I went to kill the unicorns with. There's also a few things in this black bag I almost forgot about.

I still have Ford's gun and it had setting. It was how powerful the blast were. There was a baby mode which is basically a small pinch. I only know that because I shot myself on that foot by accident. I had the ritual knife and a regular knife.

I only wear this because this makes me look more terrifying when I'm threatening someone. The monster here don't take me serious anymore.

"Let's go." I said coming holding the gun.
"Pinetree?" Bill said.
"We have work to do Cipher, no time to waste." I said.

Bill grabbed my waist and pulled me over to him. He quickly removed his hand for some reason.

"What's in your pocket? It cut me." Bill said.
"I'm so sorry Bill." I said.

I put the gun in the holster that it came with, I completely forgot about it. Me and my memory. I took out the two knives and smiled.

"My knives." I smiled.
"What's with the whole outfit." Bill asked.
"People fear me more with this." I said.
"Alright." Bill said.
"Now let's go have some fun." I said.

I held the ritual knife and kept asking if it was too much. Bill said it was fine because he basically works with everything.

"OoOo~ Dipper is stylish." Pyronica said.
"If I'm doing business I'm always going to wear this." I said.
"That's way too nice, you'll get blood all over." Will said.
"I've gotten blood on this before." I said.
"Really? It looks nice and new." Paci-fire said.
"Unicorn blood is a bitch to get off." I said.
"Let's go." Eight-ball said.
"We're running behind schedule." Keyhole said.

Bill snapped his fingers and we were all in the middle of the woods. I noticed that Pyronica took my gun, it's off safety and we're screwed.

"Pyronica give it." I said.
"Why?" She said.
"I'm asking nicely." I said.
"Hehehe."

I rolled my eyes and Pyroncia shot her foot.

"Why didn't that hurt?" Pyroncia asked.

I grabbed the gun changing it to a more dangerous setting. I shot it near her foot and she jumped.

"Warning to everyone, don't touch this and you'll be safe." I said.
"Now let go." I smiled.

We started to walk and on our way we started to get the things we needed. The plants were very easy, but we couldn't find the purple spotted mushrooms. 

"I hate those little fuckers." I said.
"Why are they so hard to find?" Bill sounded pissed off.
"Let's just forget about it for a while." Will said.
"We can't!" Me and Bill shouted.
"Sometimes I feel like they were made for each other." Paci-fire said.
"What the fuck is that?" Eight-ball said.
"Gnome." I smiled.
"Shmebulock!"