Pokémon Cross: Cross Dimension

THE LIGHT - IT BURNS!!!

Important A/N

First off, thank you to those who actually read my crap.  I know it's not the best.

Second, Toni Morrison once said "I wrote my first novel because I wanted to read it."  Well I made this fanfic because I want to live it.  So I hope you enjoy my story and I plan on making more of these stories after I'm done so any other crossover suggestions are welcome(I will check with the original artist first however as I don't wish to be sued).

And since you likely read none of that and I'm just waisting ink, let's get to the story.

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Alex's POV:

Ugh, I groan, what happened... Did it work? Where are Luna and Orion? Why does my head feel like a group of Ryhorn just ran me over?

"ORION?! ALEX?!! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?" So that's the answer to part one of question number two and knowing Orion...

"OI, WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LEMME SLEEP?!?" Yup second question one hundred percent answered.

"I second that notion Orion!" I call out, pointing my arm upwards. "Plus I got a bloody headache like you wouldn't believe."

Shortly after I hear sounds of footsteps coming through the underbrush... I think to myself, wait... What? Why aren't we in my lab?!

I sit up as my eyes shoot open... To my immediate regret. Damn that sun burns my eyes! Heh now I sound like that Dracula guy from those old movies...

From my brief look at my surroundings, I realize that we're in a forest... Probably due to a malfunction on my teleporter that I was working on. I lean myself against a tree, blinking to get my eyes focusing again, seeing doubles in my vision. Not too long after I regain my sight Luna and Orion come out of the woods and stop right next to me, panting for breath.

"Took you lot long enough to get here." I smirk before asking, "So did the experiment work, fail, or explode? And don't lie cause the last one's kinda obvious."

They jerk their heads in my direction and just stare. It was kinda creepy but I didn't want any innocent bug types to get caught in their open mouths so I did the polite thing...

"YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACES!!!" I say between spurts of laughter, "I MEAN SERIOUSLY YO-OWWW!!! Luna that hurt!!!"

"Well to answer your question from earlier whether or not it worked..." Orion starts to say., "Kind of. Also you deserved that for laughing at me and Luna when you look like a... Well... Umm... Luna?"

"What makes you think I know, Orion?" snaps Luna, "At the very least he's not any Pokémon I know of..."

After that they just looked at me likely trying to figure out what my experiment made me into. Or they're just really confused. I'll figure out what they're talking about when I find a mirror, for now, I'll have deal with... whatever happened to me. I look at my torso, and I can see that I'm not human anymore. Ok, don't panic, I'll figure this out when I'm back at my lab, everything will be alright... I start to freak out once I see my tail swishing back and forth, and when I try to stand, I realize that I'm standing on the balls of my feet, er, paws? I can see that I am not some sort of digitigrade pokemon, with strange hands, having only three fingers on each one. Luna and Orion helps me calm down, siding with my rational and logical side.

"So..." I say looking around, finally calming down. "any idea where we are?"

"It seems as if we have been transported to a forest." Orion said.

"Thank you, for stating the OBVIOUS you dimwit,," I say, "But where? Are we even in the same region as my lab?"

"For all we know we could be on another planet," states Luna calmly, crossing her arms.

I hadn't realized until now that Luna was not using Aura to translate what she and Orion were saying. Well, that crosses out that this is a dream.

"So how do we communicate with the locals? If they're human Alex could write, or maybe still be able to communicate verbally, perhaps even telepathically?" Orion suggests. "Unless he forgot how to write somehow during the process of the recoding of his genetic structure or this is in fact an alien planet and they have a different language altogether. And in either scenario, you could simply use Aura to translate as you had for me before his genetic code was rewritten."

Me and Luna just stared at him slack-jawed, wondering how is Orion able to sound this smart, as if he is intelligent in the first place.

"What?!" Orion exclaimed, "I can be smart, ya know. I just prefer to have fun and be open minded, rather than being a know-it-all and walk around with a stick up my ass. Now come on, let's just go this way."

With that he turned and began walking. Me and Luna just looked at each other before following. All of us hoping to find someone who could understand and perhaps help us get home.

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Thoth: Are they truly unaware that they are not in their own dimension?

John: Nah this dimension is supposed to be really similar to theirs.

Ares: So when we seein' some action?  I fell asleep during the first scene.

Loki: he needs to give everyone a little background fist, otherwise it's just random stuff that no one can understand.

Ares and Thoth: WHAT THE HELL?!

John: What?  Loki is smart, he's just... Well... He's complicated.

Loki: Yea I'm not dumb... Just special.

Ares:  Oh... okay.

Thoth: I suppose that's one way of putting it.  And muscle-head over there would know!

Ares: Hey Thoth... You wanna join the club?  Cause you'll be even more special once I beat the crap out of you! COMMERE!!!

*Multiple crashes, shouts, bangs, and explosions are now taking place*

John: well I better go clean up *sigh* Well this is John Mandrake Signing off - *Bang clatter* - OH HELL NO YOU BETTER NOT BE FIGHTING IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN YOU KNOW  WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU.......

Loki: Well there they go... Bye guys