Ch 11: Men's "Attire"

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As I was sleeping peacefully in my bed I heard my doorknob turn. I turn around hoping it was— I don't know, just someone that wasn't my brother with two cast iron pans.

"I don't get sleep 'cause of you all! You aren't getting any sleep 'cause of me!" He yelled as he clashed the pans like cymbols—that you would've rather heard instead.

"Karl! Goddamnit! Why are you doing this it's five in the morning!" I whined as you opened the door in your pajamas. I wrapped my fingers around Karl's neck and was so, so close to choke him, Vash came out if his room in his pink frilly pajamas. All attention was on him again. I felt myself blush, I notice that Vash also is. But goddamnit Karl's eye was twitching.

   "Oh my god..." he blinks twice before he is laughing so hard that he starts to choke on his own saliva. Vash then starts to glare at him and turn so red that he almost looks purple.

   "What? What's wrong?" Vash gritted his teeth so tight, I swear I thought they were going to shatter.

   "A 'real' man, like me just sleeps in their underwear!" He gesture to himself. He had on red boxers with a way, way too skin tight white tank top.

   "W-wow." All three of us turn around to see Lily, oh poor Lily white blood slowly creeping down her nose. Vash runs over to her, almost as soon as he reached her she fell into his arms.

   "See?!! Look what you did to my baby sister!!" He yells as he heaves her up, carrying her bridal style. "It's okay Lily... Vashie's here..."

   "Well I'm so sorry "Vashie" that I'm so good looking that your sister fainted." Karl then flexed.

"My God Karl have some decency!" I laugh. Then I start laughing harder and harder until I fall onto the floor. "Oh God! Oh God! Karl put some clothes on!"

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I'm sorry this chapter was short as heck but it's something! I felt like I needed to write something down for y'all since it's been about a month since this book's been off hiatus. Thank you for reading and check out my other x readers please!!!!

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