Tokyo ghoul: Fan's fan made story

Chapter 1: Bored

Today, the day after yesterday, tomorrow's previous day, the present day, The past's future, the futures past. Today, The most boring day.
Bored! So very much boredom. Im bored out of my mind to day. I can't even explain how bored I am. I'm starting to think of other words to describe right now.. ,oh wait I also use right now to describe today...,
Even though the news and everyone else are going on about the ghouls popping up in Tokyo but boredom is still taking all my excitement. I wish something would happen like right "3,2,1... NOW!" I stood up from my chair expecting something amazing to happen "Now!" I shouted again "now?" Why won't anything interesting happen?
"Lu!" I sat down when I hear someone calling my name. "Why the hell are you shouting 'now' for"
"Oh god it's only you, Dante." it was my first and only friend Dante. The one person who was willing to deal with my randomness. "Why the hell are you shouting my name? I thought you was my mom" I giggled
"Im the closest thing to your mom. And why am I walking into class to heard you shout. Everyone was staring at you"
"No body's staring at me?" I look around and everyone was staring and whispering towards my direction. That doesn't me there looking at me unless "... It's probably you there staring at Dante"
" Haha what ever you say Lu" he gave me a warm smile and patted me on the head"
"Oh yeah that reminds me! I'm boooooooored!!!"
"So what's that got to do with me?"
"It your job mom to make me happy!"
"How's that my job? And don't call me mom."
"You said you were my mom..." I stuck out my bottom lip and pouted
"No don't give me that look."
"..."
"No! Stop it."
"..."
"There's nothing I can dooo."
"..."
"..." A sweat drop slides down his face.
"..."
"ALL RIGHT CLASS Sit DOWN!" The home room teacher walks in with her orders braking the construction and my mind control of me poswting
"Yes I'm saved"
"No I was this close"
"Hay Miss Kenta what did I say" the teacher snaps her fingers an me and I look forward like nothing happened.
"Ha" I can hear Dante making fun of me.
"Hay and you Mr Stag eyes to the front" lol he just got scolded by miss. I turn around and stick up my tongue. "Ok class today we have a new student. Coming and introduce yourself for the class"
"Hi I'm conn..." I zone out will the new kid was talking so I didn't hear what he was saying.
"I'm from England and London is always raining." Was the last thing I heard before passing out on the table "so bored.." I muttered

/////Writers note/////
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For the line "the only one who was willing to deal with my randomness" I was going to write retardedness but I didn't. Just thought it was funny