Turtles x reader boyfriend thingies

When you become friends-Raph

Raphael

It's been about four months since you've met. Raphael and you have build quite the friendship by now and he visits regularly. You have become quite comfortable around each other.

"Hey toots." Raphael calls climbing into your apartement through your window. It's pretty much permanently unlocked by now. You don't mind. Only someone with a death wish would break into your apartement.

"Ooeeh Raph, exelent timing loser! Here hold Luna." You just shove a compleatly white ball python with blue eyes into his hands. He's seen her before, behind glass, but doesn't realy seem too fond of snakes.

"Bleuhg...I don't think- are you- are you sure?"

"Yeah, It won't take a moment."

Raphael holds the snake away from his body like she's an offending parasyte who can strike at any time. You roll your eyes.

"Shit Raph I gotta have my two favorite reptiles liking eachother. Just let Luna climb you, she won't bite, you doormat."

Raphael just keeps still as a wooden plank. Luna apperantly doesn't care about the red cladded turtle's discomfort and starts her climb up his arm. He visibly shudders. You take your sweet time cleaning your snakes terretarium.

"You're a bitch, pure evil." He says and you look up to see your snake wrapped all around his head. You do your best impression of a villain laugh.

You end up having to free Raph from your snakes cuddles. Once you've pried her off, you put Luna back in her clean room. When you walk back over to Raph you trip over a snake toy. You brace yourself for a epic headbutt to the ground but before you faceplant two strong muscular arms wrap around your torso. Raphael caught you before you fell, you wrap your arms around him. His plastron feels like a brick wall and you've never felt more safe then you feel now, hugging this hot head.

"Woah careful tiger. You ok?"

"Y-yeah, thanks. Karma's getting me back for the evil deeds i've put you through." You smile up at him, your cheek resting on his plastron. He chuckles and you feel the vibrations through your body. For a moment you just hold each other. Both unwilling to let the other go.

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You are chilling at home with your favorite terrapin. You walk back out of the kitchen into the living room, having gotten drinks for the both of you, where you see Raphael on the ground doing pushups. You take a moment to admire him, his strenght, the way his muscles shift with every push off the ground, the straps of his bandana flying when he drops down. Your eyes wander to his shell, it suddenly looks like the most comfortable seat in the house. You dump the glasses on the nearest flat surface and wait for the right timing. When he dips down again you plant your butt right in the middle of his shell. Barely caught off guard by your sudden action he halts his rep and waits until you've got a proper balance. When you're seeted in a comfortable lotus position he starts up again.

"Jeez. You weigh nothin, do ya even eat?"

"I'm a 100% pure muscle Raph, I only feel light cause you're a hunk of man meat. And you should fucken know better than to ask a lady about her weight."

"Where's the lady. " Even though you can't see it. You can hear the smug grin in his voice.

You gasp dramaticly. "The audacity! The nerve! I'll have you know I'm a classy cunt thank you very much."

Raph does like a million push ups and you grab your phone for entertainment. After today this is a thing you both do regularly.