Turtles x reader boyfriend thingies

Texting Donnie/Mikey

Donatello

Texting isn't exactly new, you two met online so this is just an expansion. It's nice to stay in contact, although you text only the lamest science jokes. And the jokes sort of evolved into half flirty chemestry puns.

You know what I think? I think you're copper and tellurium

I'm cute? Have you looked in the mirror lately? 

Okay ive got one

you must be made of mica rock

Oeeeh spicey. Whyy?

Never mind. I regret everything about this joke.

Nooo say it. Ssaaaayyyyyyy iiiiitttt

*Sigh* because you have perfect cleavage 

Im blushing so hard right now you dont even know

Are you on the periodic table? because you are SODIUM fine 

You are Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium-full

'He just called me beautiful. What do I say to that?' You realy are blushing hard right now.

Michealangelo

Since you have his number the two of you have been texting eachother non stop. Telling funny stories, talking about movies or videogames or just telling lame jokes to one another. You've also been sending him realy lame pick-up lines. To make him laugh, you tell yourself, definitaly no alterior motive found here. It isn't like you've begun crushing on him pretty hard and are too awekward to flirt like a normal human person. The worst part is, he's been sending you some back and it makes you incredibly confused. Does this mean he likes you? Is he just messing with you?

Are you a parking ticket?

noo?

cause you've got 'fine' written all over you.

i mean yess

youre like pizza. even wen your bad youre good

shell yeah im pizza!

pizza is awesome, im awesome. its like were twins!

are your parents bakers?

cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

if you were a vegetable youd be a cute-cumber

'Oh my god wtf am I doing with my life why can't I be normal. No wait, screw normal!'

hey mikey did you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you have a pretty sweet ass

hey! I was gonna use that one!