Turtles x reader boyfriend thingies

Texting Leo/Raph

Leonardo

You have become increasingly more flirty to the point you're trying to woe him with stupid pick-up lines.

What's cookin, good lookin?

I'm pretty good, just got back from training. how about yourself?

Ain't you amazing enough at ninjitsu already? Cause one look at you, and I'm knocked out.

Jeez I sure hope not. It happens more often than you'd think.

I think you're hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August.

That's...oddly specific.

Is there a magnet in your pants?

That one doesn't work, you know I'm not wearing pants!

well..neither am I

Oh my! Y/n!

yes Leo?

Good night!

sweet dreams~

Raphael

You text until the early hours of the night. Your topics are everything and sometimes actually get pretty deep. This is not one of those nights as you have been sending him meme's and funny pictures all night.

look at these spiders with waterdroplets as hats!

Ew dont sent me that.

No ew. theyre cute! maybe thinking bout adopting a tarantula one day

Please dont. ever. I wont come around anymore if ya do. That snake of yours is bad enough.

r u afraid of spiders? got arachnophobia?

I wouldn't call it a phobia. I just hate bugs with a passion.

Yeah i can get that. Im not realy scared or grossed out by other insects but cockroaches freak me the fuck out. Immortal hellbeasts.

Ew yeah. ive been called a cockroach before. I mean I know im ugly but some insults just go too far.

Ugly? with those guns of yours? I'm not seeing it.

what do ya mean

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