Never! (a Zalfie Fanfic)

:9: Ding!

After half-an-hour of Louise skipping around with Darcy, they left.

Ding! went my phone. Now who could that be?

Alf: What were you doing this morning?

I freaked out. "Zoe" I said to myself. "Calm down. He just wants to know what you was doing."

But still.

Can't be too careful.

Me: Why, what've you heard???

Smoooooth, Zo. Reeeeaaall smooooth.

Alf: Umm, nothing? I just tried to call you, but you didn't answer.

THANK GOD.

Why was I acting like this anyway? Alfie would never want me.

Me: Oh, yeah. Lou was over. My phone was turned off.

Either that or I hadn't heard it go off over the din that Louise and Darcy were making.

Alf: Ahhhh, right.

Me: Are you SURE you haven't heard anything?

Alf: ???

Alf: Are you feeling ok?????

Me: Yes, I am.

Alf: Are you sure?

Me: . Positive

Alf: Ok, then

Alf: Do you want to come to my apartment in half-an-hour?

I screamed and threw my phone at the wall. Thankfully, it didn't smash.

Me: Yeah, sure, ok...

Alf: ?

Me: :D

Me: See you then!

Alf: OK, byee

I got another message.

Chummy: ZOE

Me: Hello to you too!

Chummy: No time for sarcasm! I have NEEEEEEWWWWWSS.

Me: DRAMATIC

Me: What sort of news?

Chummy: JACK

Chummy: LIKES

Chummy: YOOOOOOOOUUU

Me: Always the tone of surprise.

Inside, though, I was freaking out. Nooo! Why Jack? He would surely ask me out. Just when I told someone of my crush, too.

Chummy: Zo! This is SERIOUS!!

If only she knew the half of it. Actually, come to think of it, that might be why she's panicking.

Me: I could tell. A lot of those words were capitalised.

Chummy: ZOE ELIZABETH SUGG!!!

Me: Calm down. I have to leave in 20 mins and I don't want you to frazzle my nerves.

Chummy: Ooooh, where ya goin'?

Chummy: ON A DATE WITH ALFIE???

Chummy: PLEEEEEAAASSEE SAY YES!!

Chummy: Because then Jack won't ask you out!

Chummy: Probably.

Me: Well I'll be with Alfie.

Me: Not on a date though.

Me: At his apartment.

Chummy: That could still be romantic though. Couldn't it??

Me: Sure, Lou.

Me: In the parallel universe where pigs fly.

Chummy: Hey! Don't say that lightly. They will fly someday. I swear.

Me: Even so, it's his freakin' apartment. That's not romantic.

Chummy: Look at Twitter.

So I did. Louise had been Tweeting this whole time. "Pigs will fly, Zoe", "Zo's being sarcastic" and "My Chummy's in "Like" with someone ;)" were Lou's most recent Tweets.

I laughed, grabbed my coat, and left for Alfie's.

I hope you appreciated this because I wrote it on my iPod (as usual) but the select thing was being a bitch to me. It kept cutting things.

So many of these are in Zoe's POV.

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~Hilli