Devil's Love

Paintball Deer Hunter: Part 2

*Last time on TDI*

*Still Chris's POV*

Beth and Lindsay walk through the forest, and they continue walking even though they are both tired. "Oh, man. We're back to where we started. And we haven't seen one deer." Beth said in a frustrated tone. Heather cleared her throat and said, "What took you so long?" The two girls were confused. "Were we supposed to come find you?" Beth asked Heather. "Hello,  alliance, anyone?" She said rudely. "Yo, Chris, I'm gonna go for a swim," Chef said before he left.

After Chef left, I continued watching Heather, Beth, and Lindsay. "Oh, Oh! Me, can I be in one?" Lindsay excitedly asked. "You already are, Lindsay. That's the point. Now, find me some berries. I'm starving." Heather ordered the dense girl. "Shouldn't we be, you know, hunting?" Beth asked curiously. "She is hunting...for me. But actually, berries won't be enough. Go get me some chips," Heather demands. "In the forest?" Beth said, confused, until Heather bossily said, "In the dining hall, now. And not barbecue!" She shouts the last part.

<Confessionals>

Beth: Okay, Heather can be so bossy. And in nature, hunters would never find food for the deer. Heather won't hear this, right?

<End of Confessionals>

"The hunter is a finely tuned machine, his senses heightened by the thrill of the chase." Owen narrated. He soon spotted DJ grazing like a natural deer. "Suddenly, our hunter spots a magnificent buck in a clearing. To succeed, the hunter must demonstrate patience and control." Owen narrated again before giving away his position because he farted. Meanwhile, Beth was quietly hiding under a picnic table, waiting for Chef to leave the dining hall.

Chef walked outside wearing an orange inner tube around his waist and purple floral swim trunks. Just as Chef walked past where Beth was hiding, she hit her head under the table and groaned. Chef stops walking and looks around. When he didn't find anyone, he continued walking off. Taking this one-time chance, Beth darted to the mess hall. In the meantime, Owen was still stalking DJ. "The hunter moves in, aware of every proton in his environment. Aw, crap!" A very pissed-off rattlesnake scared Owen, and he threw it close to DJ. Then the lovable guy took off running."It's on, DJ. Your butt's a hamburger, and I'm one hot barbecue."

Beth was walking out of the kitchen, holding a bag of chips. She heads to the door, thinking she's in the clear until she sees Chef's shadow. Not wanting to be caught by Chef, Beth hides underneath a table. The ex-military man walks inside, whistling a happy tune. He walked past where Beth was hiding, but he stopped when he heard a sound. Chef sniffed the air while Beth quietly tiptoed to the door until the floorboard squeaked. Chef turned around, and Beth ran as fast as she could out of the dining hall while four chips fell out of the bag.

<Confessionals>

Beth: So I'm running for my life from this psycho chef when all of a sudden, it hits me. I am doing this for Heather. I don't even like her.

<End of Confessionals>

Beth ran so hard that when she stopped, she panted until her breathing returned to normal. She looked down at the chip bag she held, and an evil smile formed. Taking a handful of chips out of the pack, Beth raises them to her mouth and eats them. Meanwhile, DJ was running away from Owen. "You're my burger now, DJ," Owen said as he ran after him. The Canada-loving guy starts firing his paintballs and misses. As he was shooting, Owen accidentally ran right into a big rock and hit his nuts.

After eating a couple of chips, Beth walks back to Heather. On her way there, the angry girl noticed someone trying to get her attention, but she ignored them. "Whoever you are, go ahead, shoot me. You can't make today any suckier." She said grumpily, and Cody jumped out of a bush. "You're a hunter. I'm a deer. Slight food-chain issue with me shooting you." He pointed out before asking, "How is it?" The angry girl walks and says, "I'm so done with this game." Hearing the anger in Beth's voice, Cody inquired, "What happened? Have you bagged any deer yet?" Beth snapped, "No, but I did risk my life to steal a bag of chips."