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«Chapter Four»

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☆ASH☆

There were three parts to our, or rather my plan. I would be the overall overseer, but for step three, I would need both Jeremy's and Nathan's help. We write the following on a napkin after dinner behind the dining hall:

Step One: Jeremy's Part; Take some of the sharpies he brought and write all over Asshole's face and body.

Step Two: Nathan's Part; take the bug catching kit Nathan brought, catch mosquitoes by the lake, and unleash them upon Asshole's testes.

Step Three: My Part: steal most embarrassing pair of underwear from Asshole's luggage and run them up the main flagpole in front of the dining hall.

Nathan and I stood on the outskirts of the lake, sporting all black. I even painted my good trainers for this mission. Nathan, being the awesome geek he is, brought a bug catching kit. We stood at the lake for 15 minutes and caught around 10 mosquitoes. We headed back to our cabin to unleash the mosquitoes on Chase. We silently walked in the back entrance to find Jeremy climbing down from the top bunk.

"Done. You guys next," he mouthed.

Nate climbed up the thin ladder and opened the cage at the entrance of Chase's boxer underwear. I got a good enough look at Chase's face to see the words sloppily drawn that read "I'M AN ASSHOLE" through the dim lighting. I held back a chuckle.

"And now my friends, for the finale." I whispered.

There were shelves on the back wall in the large closet for our luggage. I managed to pull Chase's suitcase from the bottom of the pile soundlessly. After rummaging through, I saw the pair, the single most embarrassing pair of underwear I have ever seen.

"No way," I had to use all of my willpower to hold back the laughter that wrestled to get loose. "This is priceless. Spider man, I see your future," I whispered to the underwear as if it could hear. "You'll be flying high, my friend,"

After completing Step Three with difficulty (almost getting caught by the janitorial staff), we all fell into a peaceful slumber in our cozy beds. We woke up abruptly by the sound of a high pitched scream from the bathroom.

The bathroom door swung open and hit the wall forcefully. Now that it was light outside, I could see the masterpiece that Jeremy created in a matter of 15 minutes. Not only were the words "I'M AN ASSHOLE" sketched on his forehead, Chase also sported arm scribbles and swirly doodles. I almost burst out laughing at the sight of the Sharpie tattoo on Chase's hand of a guy body part.

"You," his scrawny finger was pointing the direction of me. "You did this. Wait 'til Mr. Dodds hears about this, he'll be ecstatic,"

"I didn't do it, I just woke up, remember?" I lied. Well technically, I didn't do it.

Alone.

"I know you did," he argued. " Who else would do it?" I saw discomfort in him. He kept jerking his hips from side to side, like trying to itch something in between his legs. I inwardly smirked.

"And your proof is..?" I said almost sarcastically while swinging my duvet off of my legs. I continued walking to the bathroom while he screamed at my back.

"You hate me! Why not get revenge for all I said to you?"

"Because I'm a better person?"

"Hah!! Geez, Ash, you are really funny." I could sense the sarcasm instantly. I had no doubt that Asshole would let it slip to Dodds that we, or rather I, pulled this on him. And I would be sent home. Yesterday, I didn't even want to leave my warm embrace of covers. But now, under the circumstances, I kinda wanted to stay. Plus I put so much work into setting up my bunk and I really was too lazy to pack it all away again.

I tugged at Chase's shirt and pulled him outside onto the porch. I slammed the screen door and the heavy door inside.

"Let's make a deal. I'll be your servant for 2 days and I'll even scrub the Sharpie off of you if you want, if you don't tell Dodds and forget this ever happened. Because technically, we're even. You pissed me off and I did the same to you. So why not settle this miniature feud and actually try to be at least civil with each other. After all, we're bunk mates until August 31st."

He pondered my words for a moment. I could almost read his mind. 'If I accept, I can humiliate her in front of the camp. If I decline, I won't be able to have fun the rest of the summer.'

"I'll accept," he paused and then the most dreaded word came out of his mouth. "If,"

Dammit.

"If, I'm allowed to ask you do anything the next two days,"

"Fine, but nothing humiliating. Otherwise, deal is off and I do something worse."

"Then I decline," he argued.

"But you can't, you already accepted,"

"I do what I want," he said cockily. "And I didn't accept it."

"Yes you did,"

"No I didn't,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"You're impossible!!" I was frustrated,

"Am not,"

"Are to,"

"Am not,"

"Are to,"

"Am not,"

"Are to,"

Chase and I were going to keep going back and forth until the window near the front door in front of Jeremy and Nathan's bed was flung up and the two boys sang in unison "Awwww, they're bickering like an elderly couple!"

"That's totes adorbs," Nate cooed.

"You guys should just kiss, like right now," Jeremy stated.

"Ditto," Nathan agreed.

"You know what? I think their wedding theme should be tropical, don't you think?" Jeremy asked, glancing at Nathan.

"No, I'm leaning towards Winter Wonderland. They could have it in the Alps!"

"Oooh, international wedding. I dig!!"

Jeremy and Nate kept blabbering about bridesmaids dresses and wedding themes until I got so irritated I wanted to slit their throats. I shouted "My Jesus, could you guys please stop acting this way?? I hate him, he hates me. You know that. We are not getting married, hell, if I see him never again after this summer, it will be too soon. So, please, stop."

After they whimpered and shut the window faster than you could say 'wimp', we all headed off to breakfast. We arrived at the dining hall and there was a huge crowd in the shape of a circle around the flag pole. Every single person was cranning their necks to see what was flying so high that was not the American flag.

"Is that...," Asshole started. "Underwear?"

The evil man Dodds came out from the front doors of the dining hall sporting his usual gray suit and said under his breath, but loud enough that everyone could hear "Now what in the name of God is flying from that pole? Is that.....a pair of Spider man boxers?"

After hearing this, Asshole looks towards me and said "Oh, this is so not over."

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