Q: What was Lance's reaction to the blue trash sculpture in Pidge's room?
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Lance: *turns to Pidge* The waaaa????
Pidge: ...
Pidge: You haven't seen it???
Lance: NO???!!
Pidge: But- but it's in my room! How have you- oh, wait. We play video games in YOUR room. Not mine.
Lance: ????
Pidge: *gets up* Okay, come on, Loverboy, they asked for this.
*In Pidge's room now*
Lance: >:0
Lance: wHAT IZ ZIS BEAUTY??? *looking at the trash sculpture with more interest than necessary*
Pidge: Lance.
Lance: Hmm??
Pidge: I made that out of trash you know.
Lance: I can tell.
Pidge: When I was bored.
Lance: I can tell.
Pidge: When I was trapped in space with absolutely no other option but to have an incredibly heartfelt conversation with space caterpillars to which I decided to explain the meaning of "friends."
Lance: I can- wait, what??
Pidge: *facepalms* It's a long story.
Lance:
Lance: You know what's funny?
Pidge: *raises eyebrow* Hmm?
Lance: That you made a pretty decent replica of me before we were dating.
Pidge: *blushing*
Lance: Aww, wittle Pidgey had a cwush on Wance even then?
Pidge: *blushing furiously* I made one of everyone else to you know.
Lance: But they aren't as well made as mine. Look, you even gave me hair. How generous of you.
Pidge: Oh, be quiet.
Lance: No, no, the blue finish on the body looks a lot like my shirt.
Pidge: Your shirt is white and blue.
Lance: I appreciate the fact that you noticed.
Lance: ALSO
Lance: *picks it up* It's just the right size to hug. *smirking*
Pidge: *blushing angrily* *snatches it back* Are you kidding me-
Lance: Pidge, darling, honestly, you flatter me.
Pidge: I- Did you just call me darling???
@///@
Lance: Did I? *winks*
Pidge: You little flirt.
Lance: I am, aren't I?
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A/N: SORRY THIS IS TRASH HAZEL
So it's like
*checks watch*
3:28 am
I have to be somewhere tomorrow morning
But guess what I did???
A PLANCE ASK
BECAUSE
LOGIC
Wow why do I hit return so much
Anyway, this was just a quick answer. I may go back later and write a one-shot with this as a prompt (which is my ultimate goal for these asks), however I still have a lot to get through.
But in the meantime, I caught wind that some of y'all needed your plance watered
SO I BROUGHT A TRUCKLOAD OF WATERING CANS TO DELIVER
You're welcome
OKAY BAI
YOU ARE READING
Plance One-Shots
FanfictionA collection of fun little one-shots I've written :) (Cover edited together by me using PicsArt) I'm also taking one-shot requests for Plance (Updates will be pretty slow rip) *This book is PG; just a bunch of fluff :3
