Words. {Day6}

1.

"Your sister is such a home body." Brian muttered to Jae as they packed up their instruments from the concert they'd just played. "She's never come to a single show."

"Okay we don't talk about Lacey, okay she's like nocturnal or some dumb shit." Jae retorted as he clipped up the case carrying his guitar, and loaded it into the van.

Sighing, their keyboardist Wonpil, turned over his shoulder and called, "Dowoon what's the hold up! You literally have two sticks to carry buddy!"

Rolling his eyes Sungjin shut the van door and headed back to the slightly ajar door that lead to stage left in the tavern they were attempting to leave. Sure enough just by the doors was drummer Dowoon looking anxiously for an escape as a girl was talking to him. "Uh sounds cool..." he murmured as he awkwardly extended his hand when she offered up her phone number. Seeing Sungjin he smiled reluctantly saying to her, "I have to go. Nice meeting you though!" He shuffled over to his band mate happily as they slipped back out onto the damp cobble covering the alleyway they were parked in.

"Who was that?" Sungjin asked, referring to the bar girl.

Dowoon laughed anxiously, "I don't know I wasn't listening."

"She have you her number, must like you." The dirty blonde boy added.

Looking down at his arm, Dowoon examined the ink. "Dang it!"

Being close enough to overhear Wonpil added, "how did you not realize you lead her on to think she should give you her number!?"

"I don't know! I don't know how to talk to the female gender okay!?" Dowoon argued passive aggressively. "They're all so giggly and clingy."

"And that, gents, is the female agenda." Jae added with mild sarcasm as he started up their black van, sprinkled with water droplets from the light rain that had accompanied their performance that evening.

"Speaking of the female agenda..." Brian began as he slid into the passenger seat beside Jae.

Jae rolled his eyes, "bruh hands off my little sister! She's a total freak if you got to know her!"

"Okay but she doesn't look like a freak!" After Jae didn't appear to find his joke funny (I mean why would he when his friend is indirectly calling his baby sister hot) Brian muttered, "I give you all the rights to never let me live it down if your," he cleared his throat and whipped out his air quotes, "'freak sister', rejects me."

Jae laughed as he began backing up the van, "I already have those rights because you'd never get close enough to ask her out."

"God not this lecture again," Wonpil muttered from the back seat as he scrolled through his Instagram feed littered with cute animals.

"Lacey is a deer, okay Brian?" Jae began in that.... that voice of his, as he ended the statement with a scoff. "You... are like-"

"-A drunk guy lost in the woods." Sungjin finished without looking up from his kindle.

Jae nodded his head, "exactly, you're a drunk guy lost in the woods. You know what a deer- a doe- a deer- a female deer- is going to do when she hears your loud ass trampling through her forest buffet?" He paused dramatically like he always did in moments of intense sarcasm and mockery. "What do you think she's gonna do Brian when she smells your dirty-human-self about? Huh?"

Brian rolled his eyes, but fed Jae on, replying, "what will she do Jae?"

Having been waiting for this moment since Jae had began his epic deer analogy Dowoon played the vine, "RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUN." Wonpil chuckled as he high fived the younger boy who sat in the seat next to him.

"Couldn't have said it better myself." Jae said quaintly. "My sister will one hundred percent hate you. I mean she hates me and I'm literally the greatest person on this planet."

"Your self obsessiveness has no bounds." Sungjin hummed as Jae continued driving towards Wonpil's apartment to drop him off first.

Jae frowned, "well excuse me for loving myself."